SpidermanTuba
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ATTN FREEDOM LOVERS:
In a new Presidential release here:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/new-world-order-utopia-report
the details of the new world order are revealed.
Beginning February 3rd, the following new rules for your protection will be put in place by Presidential decree:
1) You will surrender all firearms to your local police department. This includes black powder, antiques (functioning or not), fireworks, model rockets, and emergency flares.
2) All private and charter schools will be closed, and the students put into their local public school. This includes home schooled children. Any parent stopping their children from attending the public school will be jailed.
3) Religious practice outside of a private home will be banned. Religious practice inside a home with more than 2 participants who are not immediate family relatives of the head of household will be banned. Christmas will no longer be a national holiday, instead, December 27th will be a national holiday called "Multicultural Secular Winter Holiday"
4) All adults over the age of 18 will be required to report to their local Post Office within 3 weeks to be organized into work units. These work units will be used to
a) restore national pride
b) restore national beauty
c) restore national health
5) Those unwilling to form into work units will be placed into reeducation camps for the benefit of society.
Now that Obama is about to realize his Final Plan - and very soon I might add, I have a question for conservatives.
Will you take up your guns and fight to the death, or will you run to the nearest industrialized nation (which probably has public health care) like pussies?
In a new Presidential release here:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/new-world-order-utopia-report
the details of the new world order are revealed.
Beginning February 3rd, the following new rules for your protection will be put in place by Presidential decree:
1) You will surrender all firearms to your local police department. This includes black powder, antiques (functioning or not), fireworks, model rockets, and emergency flares.
2) All private and charter schools will be closed, and the students put into their local public school. This includes home schooled children. Any parent stopping their children from attending the public school will be jailed.
3) Religious practice outside of a private home will be banned. Religious practice inside a home with more than 2 participants who are not immediate family relatives of the head of household will be banned. Christmas will no longer be a national holiday, instead, December 27th will be a national holiday called "Multicultural Secular Winter Holiday"
4) All adults over the age of 18 will be required to report to their local Post Office within 3 weeks to be organized into work units. These work units will be used to
a) restore national pride
b) restore national beauty
c) restore national health
5) Those unwilling to form into work units will be placed into reeducation camps for the benefit of society.
Now that Obama is about to realize his Final Plan - and very soon I might add, I have a question for conservatives.
Will you take up your guns and fight to the death, or will you run to the nearest industrialized nation (which probably has public health care) like pussies?
