A man is sitting in a bar in Kentucky, when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama is a horse's behind." Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out. He gets back up rubbing his cheek and orders another drink. Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's behind too!" Out of nowhere, another local punches him in the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again. He gets back up and looks at the bartender, "I take it this is Obama country?" "Nope." replies the bartender. "Horse country."