We have all seen the peacock that United thankfully said not on this flight you won't. The misuse of pets disguised as trained assistance animals is out of control. The only reason is the Nanny State is not regulating the definition of an assistance animal is because the lawmakers don't want to offend the whackos bringing peacocks into airplanes. Anyway, here is a real assistance dog. His name is Mike. I watched him grow up from a small pup as my friend trained him. His new owner is hilarious.