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Not just one daughter with a MUGSHOT, Bush has TWO. Noelle is a repeat offender also.
 
Actually, their symbol of choice was the rooster.


The donkey got wished on them. It sticks because it is appropriate. But it is not their choice.

All I know is what comes out of an ass isn't worth as much as what you put in one.

Jeeze....that didn't sound right. :eusa_eh:
Elephant dung piles higher than any other animal; an appropriate symbol for Republicans.

Speaking of shit, I found this informative article that I thought I would pass along. First the link and then the article:

-The Most Functional Word in the English Language

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD:

Well, it's shit........ That's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider, You can be shit faced, Shit out of luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit, Or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, Buy shit, sell shit, Lose shit, find shit, Forget shit, And tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit, While others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, Dumb shits, Crazy shits, And sweet shits.

There is bull shit, Horse shit, And chicken shit.

You can throw shit, Sling shit, Shoot the shit, Or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit, Or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit, Or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, Some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, Things can look like shit, And there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, Not enough shit, The right shit, The wrong shit, Or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, Have a mountain of shit, Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, And other times you fall into a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, It's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your shit, You don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, If you give a shit.
 
All I know is what comes out of an ass isn't worth as much as what you put in one.

Jeeze....that didn't sound right. :eusa_eh:
Elephant dung piles higher than any other animal; an appropriate symbol for Republicans.

Speaking of shit, I found this informative article that I thought I would pass along. First the link and then the article:

-The Most Functional Word in the English Language

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL WORD:

Well, it's shit........ That's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider, You can be shit faced, Shit out of luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit, Or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, Buy shit, sell shit, Lose shit, find shit, Forget shit, And tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit, While others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, Dumb shits, Crazy shits, And sweet shits.

There is bull shit, Horse shit, And chicken shit.

You can throw shit, Sling shit, Shoot the shit, Or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit, Or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit, Or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, Some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, Things can look like shit, And there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, Not enough shit, The right shit, The wrong shit, Or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, Have a mountain of shit, Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, And other times you fall into a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, It's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your shit, You don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, If you give a shit.

that's some well said shit.
 
Actually, their symbol of choice was the rooster.


The donkey got wished on them. It sticks because it is appropriate. But it is not their choice.

All I know is what comes out of an ass isn't worth as much as what you put in one.

Jeeze....that didn't sound right. :eusa_eh:
Elephant dung piles higher than any other animal; an appropriate symbol for Republicans.

I agree, They have become a wing for the Left. That's about to change very soon.
The left will no longer exist and the GOP will be along side them. I'm looking forward to seeing the white washing in DC this November.
Vote out all the dung.
 
Actually, their symbol of choice was the rooster.


The donkey got wished on them. It sticks because it is appropriate. But it is not their choice.

All I know is what comes out of an ass isn't worth as much as what you put in one.

Jeeze....that didn't sound right. :eusa_eh:
Elephant dung piles higher than any other animal; an appropriate symbol for Republicans.

At least you can get them to do something productive without sitting down in the middle of it and bringing shit to a halt out of stubbornness.

Not to mention the fact that Elephants have long memories.

I'd rather be an Elephant in comparison to a Jackass.
 
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