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[deannalw]

What is the square root of a banana?

 

[Hossfly]

What is the square root of a banana?

Pancake

 

[MisterBeale]

Why is Yiostheoy trolling your thread?

This question only he can answer.

I don't think he can.

Apparently he didn't read the title of the thread and was completely unaware that he was unintentionally trolling you.

He is under the mistaken impression that some words that have come into use after he was born do not have an agree upon meaning.

 

[yiostheoy]

Why is Yiostheoy trolling your thread?

This question only he can answer.

I don't think he can.

Apparently he didn't read the title of the thread and was completely unaware that he was unintentionally trolling you.

He is under the mistaken impression that some words that have come into use after he was born do not have an agree upon meaning.

There is a good reason this Fokker is on the iggy list.

 

[Pogo]

As the topic title...

When will any of us lazy sons a bitches clean out the fridge?

My fridge is always relatively clean.

It's never really full.

I only use it for current foods and leftovers, and I have the leftovers the next day.

This indicates an astounding dearth of spontaneity.

 

[deannalw]

As the topic title...

When will any of us lazy sons a bitches clean out the fridge?

My fridge is always relatively clean.

It's never really full.

I only use it for current foods and leftovers, and I have the leftovers the next day.

This indicates an astounding dearth of spontaneity.

Uh oh. I hate when that happens

 

[westwall]

As the topic title...

What are you wearing

 

[yiostheoy]

This indicates an astounding dearth of spontaneity.

I am spontaneous when I decide what I want to cook and eat.

Then I normally make planned leftovers for several meals over 2 to 3 days.

 

[Pogo]

This indicates an astounding dearth of spontaneity.

I am spontaneous when I decide what I want to cook and eat.

Then I normally make planned leftovers for several meals over 2 to 3 days.

This indicates an astounding lack of creativity.

Now me I like to plan about six to twelve seconds in advance.

 

[MisterBeale]

Why is Yiostheoy trolling your thread?

This question only he can answer.

I don't think he can.

Apparently he didn't read the title of the thread and was completely unaware that he was unintentionally trolling you.

He is under the mistaken impression that some words that have come into use after he was born do not have an agree upon meaning.

There is a good reason this Fokker is on the iggy list.

Some folks need to retreat to safe spaces, especially trolls.

Folks that are able to hang with critical thinkers, spiritually enlightened, and those connected? These are the people that don't mind having their assumptions, thoughts and behavior challenged.

I certainly don't mind mine challenged. Others that put folks on ignore and want their "safe spaces" are like snowflakes and frail little children, worried about cognitive dissonance that might be caused by their fragile world view they have constructed.

Most folks have a generally agreed upon idea of what trolling is, and you have done it, and do it, with out meaning to, often. In fact, many times, you troll yourself. I still think your pretty cool though. I like intelligent folk.

"The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help.
Trolling requires deceiving; any trolling that doesn't involve deceiving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccessful troll."
Urban Dictionary: trolling

(You'll never be a better troll than I though. I take the lesson from Socrates quite seriously, and have no compunction about trolling myself.)

 

[MisterBeale]

Are all of your answers in this thread honest, and would they be honest?

Even if they were of a personal nature?

 

[yiostheoy]

Why is Yiostheoy trolling your thread?

This question only he can answer.

I don't think he can.

Apparently he didn't read the title of the thread and was completely unaware that he was unintentionally trolling you.

He is under the mistaken impression that some words that have come into use after he was born do not have an agree upon meaning.

There is a good reason this Fokker is on the iggy list.

Some folks need to retreat to safe spaces, especially trolls.

Folks that are able to hang with critical thinkers, spiritually enlightened, and those connected? These are the people that don't mind having their assumptions, thoughts and behavior challenged.

I certainly don't mind mine challenged. Others that put folks on ignore and want their "safe spaces" are like snowflakes and frail little children, worried about cognitive dissonance that might be caused by their fragile world view they have constructed.

Most folks have a generally agreed upon idea of what trolling is, and you have done it, and do it, with out meaning to, often. In fact, many times, you troll yourself. I still think your pretty cool though. I like intelligent folk.

"The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help.
Trolling requires deceiving; any trolling that doesn't involve deceiving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccessful troll."
Urban Dictionary: trolling

(You'll never be a better troll than I though. I take the lesson from Socrates quite seriously, and have no compunction about trolling myself.)

This kid is obviously (1) in high school and (2) psychologically troubled.

 

[Pogo]

As the topic title...

What are you wearing

"Thin".

 

[yiostheoy]

This indicates an astounding dearth of spontaneity.

I am spontaneous when I decide what I want to cook and eat.

Then I normally make planned leftovers for several meals over 2 to 3 days.

This indicates an astounding lack of creativity.

Now me I like to plan about six to twelve seconds in advance.

I plan everything.

We Greeks are very cerebral about that.

The Russians get that from us too.

When I wake in the morning the first thing I do is look at the clock.

Next I decide what to do next.

Then I plan my whole day all out from my first step out of bed.

 

[Pogo]

This indicates an astounding dearth of spontaneity.

I am spontaneous when I decide what I want to cook and eat.

Then I normally make planned leftovers for several meals over 2 to 3 days.

This indicates an astounding lack of creativity.

Now me I like to plan about six to twelve seconds in advance.

I plan everything.

We Greeks are very cerebral about that.

The Russians get that from us too.

When I wake in the morning the first thing I do is look at the clock.

Next I decide what to do next.

Then I plan my whole day all out from my first step out of bed.

 

[MisterBeale]

Why is Yiostheoy trolling your thread?

This question only he can answer.

I don't think he can.

Apparently he didn't read the title of the thread and was completely unaware that he was unintentionally trolling you.

He is under the mistaken impression that some words that have come into use after he was born do not have an agree upon meaning.

There is a good reason this Fokker is on the iggy list.

Some folks need to retreat to safe spaces, especially trolls.

Folks that are able to hang with critical thinkers, spiritually enlightened, and those connected? These are the people that don't mind having their assumptions, thoughts and behavior challenged.

I certainly don't mind mine challenged. Others that put folks on ignore and want their "safe spaces" are like snowflakes and frail little children, worried about cognitive dissonance that might be caused by their fragile world view they have constructed.

Most folks have a generally agreed upon idea of what trolling is, and you have done it, and do it, with out meaning to, often. In fact, many times, you troll yourself. I still think your pretty cool though. I like intelligent folk.

"The most essential part of trolling is convincing your victim that either a) truly believe in what you are saying, no matter how outrageous, or b) give your victim malicious instructions, under the guise of help.
Trolling requires deceiving; any trolling that doesn't involve deceiving someone isn't trolling at all; it's just stupid. As such, your victim must not know that you are trolling; if he does, you are an unsuccessful troll."
Urban Dictionary: trolling

(You'll never be a better troll than I though. I take the lesson from Socrates quite seriously, and have no compunction about trolling myself.)

This kid is obviously (1) in high school and (2) psychologically troubled.

One out of two isn't bad.

 

[MisterBeale]

This indicates an astounding dearth of spontaneity.

I am spontaneous when I decide what I want to cook and eat.

Then I normally make planned leftovers for several meals over 2 to 3 days.

This indicates an astounding lack of creativity.

Now me I like to plan about six to twelve seconds in advance.

I plan everything.

We Greeks are very cerebral about that.

The Russians get that from us too.

When I wake in the morning the first thing I do is look at the clock.

Next I decide what to do next.

Then I plan my whole day all out from my first step out of bed.

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[yiostheoy]

Fail to plan and plan to fail.

 

[DarkFury]

Fail to plan and plan to fail.

I like the way Greeks cook lamb and a splash of uzo now and then is good.

 

[MisterBeale]

Fail to plan and plan to fail.