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In relation to the other thread I just posted....

Getting ready to get married for the second time. Going to be in Vegas with one of the uber-nice casino wedding packages. Do I go with the tux, or a stylish new suit? And if the suit, since I am not a big fashion guy, where is a good place to purchase a modern more stylish suit?

Well, congratulations, DiamondDave. I wish you many, many years of happy married bliss... Now, about the proper threads... I'd go with the tux. There's good reason for this. After you say the "I do's" most likely you will want to hit the casino for a little bit of gambling fun. So, if you show up to gamble wearing your tux and you have that nice-looking bride hanging on your arm, they are apt to believe you are the James Bond kind of guy and nobody will fuck with you. In fact, they may even let you win. For the absolute best buy when it comes to obtaining your tux, I recommend shopping at "Tux's R Us." They are fabulous.
 
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So, go right ahead - Ask Big Black Dog.

How is babby formed?
how is babby formed
how girl get pregnent

A babby is formed in a test tube. You asked twice so I will say it again. A babby is formed in a test tube. How girl get pregnent? Well, it doesn't happen this way in every case but often it does. A guy calls up a girl on the telephone and they talk smack for a while. He invites her out for dinner and a movie. They go to dinner and the movie. Afterwards the guy turns on the charm, smiles a lot, and tells girl how pretty she is and how he would like to take her out for a couple of drinks and maybe dance for awhile. The girl says "That sounds like fun." They go to this seedy looking club and he orders drinks and they dance. When they come back to the table girl says she has to go to potty. While girl is in potty, guy dumps some knock-out powder into girl drink. She returns to table and guzzles down drink. They leave seedy-looking club with girl being towed by her ankles to his car. She goes to hospital 9 months later with stomach cramps and doctor says "Holy cow! You gonna have babby." Girls says, "It can't be. I virgin." Doctor says, "Your name must be Mary..." Babby born and girl still confused. Guy who took her to seedy-looking club is now living in an undisclosed location in mid-west, far from girl's shotgun carrying mad, pissed off Daddy.
 
BBD,

Why do dogs lick their nutsacks? My daddy says it is "because they can". To test this, I tried. But I can't reach, so I'm not convinced he is correct.

Signed Inflexible
 
BBD,

Why do dogs lick their nutsacks? My daddy says it is "because they can". To test this, I tried. But I can't reach, so I'm not convinced he is correct.

Signed Inflexible

Your Dad is correct. Dogs lick their nutsacks because they can. Why would you want to lick your dogs nutsack? Is this some sort of new fad?
 

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