Ask a Stupid Question...

[Aquarian]

Originally posted by lilcountriegal
A. It depends if THAT'S the question.

Q. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

A. purple

Q. If you're in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn the headlights on?

 

[Hobbit]

A: The light given off by the devices on the front of your car would flow backwards around it in a conical shape whose angle is related to the velocity of the car, forming an effect similar to a sonic boom, only with a brilliant flash of light instead of a loud sound. Either that or you'll be transported to the strange dimension where apes keep humans as pets. We're not quite sure yet.

Q: Why? (In no way related to the above answer)

 

[lilcountriegal]

A: The light given off by the devices on the front of your car would flow backwards around it in a conical shape whose angle is related to the velocity of the car, forming an effect similar to a sonic boom, only with a brilliant flash of light instead of a loud sound. Either that or you'll be transported to the strange dimension where apes keep humans as pets. We're not quite sure yet.

Q. Why

A. Because my cousins best friend's mother's sister said that her friend's aunt's neice's teacher said thats how it goes.

Q. Will this thread ever end?

 

[Hobbit]

Q/A: Why should it? I've seen 'em go on for 30+ pages.

 

[lilcountriegal]

I just couldnt think of a question...

 

[Said1]

Originally posted by lilcountriegal
A. Because my cousins best friend's mother's sister said that her friend's aunt's neice's teacher said thats how it goes.

Q. Will this thread ever end?

Looks like it

However, does a stitch in time really save nine?

 

[Hobbit]

A: No, it actually saves just 8.99.

Q: Does John Kerry have an opinion on anything?

 

[musicman]

Originally posted by Hobbit
A: No, it actually saves just 8.99.

Q: Does John Kerry have an opinion on anything?

A: He did before he didn't.


Q: Why don't we have a Constitutional Amendment protecting the right of the people to keep and bare asses?

 

[Aquarian]

Originally posted by musicman
A: He did before he didn't.


Q: Why don't we have a Constitutional Amendment protecting the right of the people to keep and bare asses?

A: see any thread from janeeng or jamesulrich in the adult section...

Q: what is the average airspeed of an unladen swallow?

 

[musicman]

Originally posted by Aquarian
A: see any thread from janeeng or jamesulrich in the adult section...

Q: what is the average airspeed of an unladen swallow?

A: What-do you mean an African swallow or a......
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!

Q: If a tree falls in the forest, and no one's there to hear it, is Richard Clarke still a lying sack of shit?

 

[5stringJeff]

Originally posted by musicman
A: What-do you mean an African swallow or a......
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!

Q: If a tree falls in the forest, and no one's there to hear it, is Richard Clarke still a lying sack of shit?

A: Don't insult lying sacks of shit like that!



Q: Why are baristas always female, cute, and friendly?

 

[Hobbit]

Q/A: What's a barista?

 

[5stringJeff]

Originally posted by Hobbit
Q/A: What's a barista?

(Serious answer) A barista is a person who works in a coffee shop, making/serving drinks. A bartender is to a bar what a barista is to a coffee shop.

(Stupid answer) Someone cute, female, and friendly!

Q: Did the pioneering computer geeks understand the irony of a mouse ball?