As useless as...

[Johnney]

a bull in a china shop

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

As useless as a Negro College Fund pamphlet at a KKK rally.

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

As useless as Slim Fast in Michael Moore's kitchen.

 

[Merlin1047]

Jimmy Carter.

 

[KarlMarx]

A Bible at the ACLU
Facts in a Michael Moore doucmentary
An auditor at the United Nations
Ted Kennedy teaching an abstinence class
Bill Clinton's word
A United Nations resolution
The French
Osama Bin Laden at a women's rights rally
Martha Stewart's advice on the Stock Market
Hillary Clinton as a Senator (I should know!)
Ron Artess or Howard Dean as Anger Management Counsellors
An intelligence report by Joe Wilson
Kofi Annan as a Secretary General
Jason Blaire's advice on Journalistic Ethics
Kim Jong Il as a hair care product spokesman
A book on modesty by Brittany Spears
A book on chastity by Paris Hilton
Rosie O'Donnell hunting
John F. Kerry's position on anything
Scott Peterson as a fishing buddy
Michael Jackson babysitting
Vladimir Putin as an election monitor

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

As useless as a Ricky Williams urine sample.

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

As useless as a pork sausage in a synagog.

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

As useless as me in a dance contest.

 

[no1tovote4]

Paint by number in braille.

 

[CSM]

used toilet paper

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

As useless as a port city in Kansas.

 

[no1tovote4]

A computer in an Amish Village.

 

[freeandfun1]

an umbrella in a tsunami

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

As useless as the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

What the hell are they thinking? I mean, besides the $$$$$ part.

 

[007]

... snow shoes in Miami.

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

As useless as an ice maker at the North Pole.

 

[manu1959]

as usless as a liberal in a time of war

 

[no1tovote4]

Toenail clippings in a salad.