Armed & Dangerous: Shoots Own Penis

[edthecynic]

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A security guard in Trinidad and Tobago was charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition after he accidentally shot off his own penis.

 

[Moonglow]

Duh oh!

 

[Truthmatters]

Poor guy

 

[blastoff]

Ouch...tough luck for good old...ah, Lefty.

 

[CoolBreeze]

The dickless wonder had to be a leftie, they are the only ones whoo can't handle a firearm.

 

[edthecynic]

The dickless wonder had to be a leftie, they are the only ones whoo can't handle a firearm.

The humorless CON$ervoFascist Brotherhood can't just laugh about anything, they have to politicize everything.

If the Right are to be believed he can't be a Lefty! As a security guard he has a job and Lefties are anti-gun. The Right own this

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Stupid, clumsy and not qualified to handle a weapon. If he's also unemployed, the NRA could hire him to train school guards.

I mean, golly, this guy can't be expected to it all, right? Notice how this trained and experienced cop demonstrates how to handle an unloaded gun.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-WJMoxMfm4]Cop accidentally shoots gun in classroom full of kids. - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Freemason9]

That there is a half-cocked security guard.

 

[eflatminor]

Security guard charged after accidentally shooting off own penis | Weird | News | Toronto Sun

A security guard in Trinidad and Tobago was charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition after he accidentally shot off his own penis.

What a minute! If it's illegal to possess an unlicensed firearm in Trinidad and Tobago, how in the heck did he get the gun? Are you saying someone didn't obey a gun law? Shocking...

 

[Freemason9]

Security guard charged after accidentally shooting off own penis | Weird | News | Toronto Sun

A security guard in Trinidad and Tobago was charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition after he accidentally shot off his own penis.

What a minute! If it's illegal to possess an unlicensed firearm in Trinidad and Tobago, how in the heck did he get the gun? Are you saying someone didn't obey a gun law? Shocking...

Murder is illegal, too, but it still happens. By your logic, then, we should make murder legal . . . because it happens, despite the law.

i.e., you are being stupid.

 

[Politico]

And sadly he lived. Just when you have hope for Darwin.

 

[Sallow]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

Security Guard? A lefty? Only if he's "Left handed"..most security guards I interact with are right wing, ex coppers and wannabe coppers.

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

 

[eflatminor]

Security guard charged after accidentally shooting off own penis | Weird | News | Toronto Sun

A security guard in Trinidad and Tobago was charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition after he accidentally shot off his own penis.

What a minute! If it's illegal to possess an unlicensed firearm in Trinidad and Tobago, how in the heck did he get the gun? Are you saying someone didn't obey a gun law? Shocking...

Murder is illegal, too, but it still happens. By your logic, then, we should make murder legal . . . because it happens, despite the law.

i.e., you are being stupid.

Clearly, you don't understand the meaning of the word stupid.

Murder involves hurting someone else, a non-consensual act. Owning a firearm? Not so much. Do you see the difference now? No? Now that's stupid!

 

[jillian]

Security guard charged after accidentally shooting off own penis | Weird | News | Toronto Sun

A security guard in Trinidad and Tobago was charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition after he accidentally shot off his own penis.

it's ok.. he wasn't using it much anyway.

 

[Tech_Esq]

And sadly he lived. Just when you have hope for Darwin.

If he shot himself 2 or 3 inches to the left or right, he probably would have got the femoral artery and bled out. Never can tell. That's why I'm not a big fan of carrying in the front of my pants.

 

[Zander]

He is doing the gene pool a favor....

 

[Tech_Esq]

Security guard charged after accidentally shooting off own penis | Weird | News | Toronto Sun

A security guard in Trinidad and Tobago was charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition after he accidentally shot off his own penis.

it's ok.. he wasn't using it much anyway.

Damn Jillian, you can't *know* every guy on the island!