"Arizona’s Birtherpalooza Canceled Over Low Ticket Sales"

[EriktheRed]

Not big news, but it made me smile, anyway:

Not even the promise of crooner Pat Boone singing oldies from a spinning stage could save what was intended to be the premier birther event of the year later this month in Arizona.

Organizers of the gala, which would have featured Boone alongside Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio and some of the nation’s other prominent conspiracy theorists, broke the news online Friday that it was canceled “due to inadequate ticket sales.”

The Sept. 22 event was meant to bring together people from throughout the nation who believe Barack Obama’s birth certificate is fake and therefore he is ineligible to be president. Organizers planned to use it to call on Congress to take up Arpaio’s yearlong investigation into the documents.

The announcement was disappointing to the few people who did plan to attend, as evidenced by a handful of web postings about the cancellation. It didn’t take long for true believers to spin elaborate conspiracy theories about why the event was called off.

Birtherpalooza Canceled Over Low Ticket Sales | TPMMuckraker

 

[Ravi]

Damn, if only I had known! That would have been teh awesome.

 

[Conservative]

i'd have cornered the rotten tomato and egg market outside the venue.

Hey, a buck is a buck.

 

[Political Junky]

Thanks for sharing this. They can't even get the teabaggers out for it.

 

[L.K.Eder]

sad news. would have offered super hilarious opportunities to laugh at them.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Gives me a modicum of hope for the state I once called home.

Pat Boone - gawd. That's really scraping the bottom of the barrel. Imagining him standing next to the most crooked and corrupt sheriff in the nation - ugh.

 

[g5000]

Roswell, New Mexico sucks up all the loon cash in the southwest US.

They should have held the birther fest in Tampa a couple weeks ago.
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[EriktheRed]

Roswell, New Mexico sucks up all the loon cash in the southwest US.

They should have held the birther fest in Tampa a couple weeks ago.
.

Yeah, Republican Party leadership would have loved that!

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

"Arizona’s Birtherpalooza Canceled Over Low Ticket Sales"

And the absolute absence of evidence.

 

[Freewill]

Too bad they didn't invite the 1 and 2 birthers of the nation, Mr and Mrs Obama. They have been birthers longer then those who are accused of being birthers.

 

[EriktheRed]

Too bad they didn't invite the 1 and 2 birthers of the nation, Mr and Mrs Obama. They have been birthers longer then those who are accused of being birthers.

That shit didn't even make any fuckin' sense.

 

[Lakhota]

Funny thread. Thanks for sharing.

 

[J.E.D]

“The REASON the EVENT by Sheriff Joe & his Cold Case POSSE was CANCELLED is because the Sheriff & others are TOO DUMB to SEE the MURDERS Barack Obama had his Security Adviser John Brennan commit on Obama’s Gay Lovers in Chicago,” the visitor wrote.

 

[EriktheRed]

“The REASON the EVENT by Sheriff Joe & his Cold Case POSSE was CANCELLED is because the Sheriff & others are TOO DUMB to SEE the MURDERS Barack Obama had his Security Adviser John Brennan commit on Obama’s Gay Lovers in Chicago,” the visitor wrote.

Whoa, where did you read that???

 

[Stephanie]

"Arizona’s Birtherpalooza Canceled Over Low Ticket Sales"

And the absolute absence of evidence.

for sure, there is absolute absence of any evidence this is true...it came from some site called, TpmMucraker
Birtherpalooza...

 

[Dot Com]

conservatives lol

 

[007]

The kenyan isn't out of the woods yet. The only people that can do something about it are waiting until he's out of office, then you'll see a can of worms opened up on him like you've never seen. He'll be lucky if he stay's out of federal prison. My guess is a subsequent president will give him a pardon.

You can hold me to that.

 

[Freewill]

Too bad they didn't invite the 1 and 2 birthers of the nation, Mr and Mrs Obama. They have been birthers longer then those who are accused of being birthers.

That shit didn't even make any fuckin' sense.

Sure it does. For 17 years Obama's bio stated he was born in Kenya. Until the Constitutional lawyer was told he couldn't be born in Kenya and still be president.

Then there is Mrs. Obama calling Kenya Obama's home country. Man a person can't be more birther then those two. One does have to wonder why they would say such a thing when we all know he is a dyed in the wool American born patriot.

 

[007]

Too bad they didn't invite the 1 and 2 birthers of the nation, Mr and Mrs Obama. They have been birthers longer then those who are accused of being birthers.

That shit didn't even make any fuckin' sense.

Sure it does. For 17 years Obama's bio stated he was born in Kenya. Until the Constitutional lawyer was told he couldn't be born in Kenya and still be president.

Then there is Mrs. Obama calling Kenya Obama's home country. Man a person can't be more birther then those two. One does have to wonder why they would say such a thing when we all know he is a dyed in the wool American born patriot.

 

[EriktheRed]

Too bad they didn't invite the 1 and 2 birthers of the nation, Mr and Mrs Obama. They have been birthers longer then those who are accused of being birthers.

That shit didn't even make any fuckin' sense.

Sure it does. For 17 years Obama's bio stated he was born in Kenya. Until the Constitutional lawyer was told he couldn't be born in Kenya and still be president.

Then there is Mrs. Obama calling Kenya Obama's home country. Man a person can't be more birther then those two. One does have to wonder why they would say such a thing when we all know he is a dyed in the wool American born patriot.

Ah, well now that does make a bit of sense...


...if you're a moron birther wingnut, of course.