Are you going to heaven?

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  1. Amelia
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    you think it's likely?
     
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    First your going to have to come up with a consensus definition of 'Heaven'.

    There's no way in hell I'm going to end up with 72 virgins I can't look at naked and thirst for alcohol.
     
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    Correct. They don't have that in hell.
     
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    Meh ... choose your own heaven ... you think you're gonna get there?
     
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    I think I have a 50-50 shot at it. That all depends on God being as forgiving as He is billed to be. I do hope though, that you aren't getting a bus load together to leave tomorrow. I'm not ready to go just yet.
     
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    I want 72 sluts.
     
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    :poke: Get it?



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    :beer: That's what I'm talking about!
     
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    My heaven there is beer and the angels are swinging off poles.
     
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    How about instead of worrying about going to heaven, we worry about making earth heaven instead?
     
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