Are blacks capable of tying their shoes?

[manifold]

How does a redneck mom know when her daughter is on the rag?


She can taste it on her son's dick.

 

[driveby]

I've "conceded" no such thing. So, would you be so kind as to prove your previous ascertion?

Are YUKONing me or are YUKONing yourself?.......

I'm not "YUKONing" anyone, whatever that means. But you're yet to prove your ascertion. Please, take all the time your sort needs.

I'm a far left liberal, so i don't have to prove a damn thing......

 

[Swagger]

Are YUKONing me or are YUKONing yourself?.......

I'm not "YUKONing" anyone, whatever that means. But you're yet to prove your ascertion. Please, take all the time your sort needs.

I'm a far left liberal, so i don't have to prove a damn thing......

In that case, please accept my condolences.

 

[Si modo]

I'm not "YUKONing" anyone, whatever that means. But you're yet to prove your ascertion. Please, take all the time your sort needs.

I'm a far left liberal, so i don't have to prove a damn thing......

In that case, please accept my condolences.

So, what part of Canada are you from?

 

[Swagger]

I'm a far left liberal, so i don't have to prove a damn thing......

In that case, please accept my condolences.

So, what part of Canada are you from?

A certain north-western territory, according to some. But you and I both know that I'm from the UK, not Canada.

 

[Sunni Man]

I just started a new racist jokes thread

I doubt that any of the people here at USMB have ever told a racist joke.

But maybe you heard a co-worker or friend tell one.

And could share it with the board.

 

[midcan5]

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw

What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.

Why do they call white people "crackers"?
Because they're white and they're square.

Why aren't there a lot of racist white jokes?
Because it's sad enough being white.

Why do white people compete with others on the basis of color?
Because if they competed on brains, they'd lose.

What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations

Why do white people like to have sex in front of the mirror?
Objects may be larger than they appear.

What do you get when you cross a white supremest with a donkey?
Someone who thinks the sun shines out of their own ass.

What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?
A hockey victory.

above found here: VN Boards - Post your best white people jokes here:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBwIRq_hmjg&NR=1]‪Former Ku Klux Klan leader Johnny Lee Clary‬‏ - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Si modo]

In that case, please accept my condolences.

So, what part of Canada are you from?

A certain north-western territory, according to some. But you and I both know that I'm from the UK, not Canada.

Since when does UK mean sockpuppet?

 

[Swagger]

So, what part of Canada are you from?

A certain north-western territory, according to some. But you and I both know that I'm from the UK, not Canada.

Since when does UK mean sockpuppet?

It doesn't. It means former (regrettably) colonial overlord.

 

[mudwhistle]

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw

What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.

Why do they call white people "crackers"?
Because they're white and they're square.

Why aren't there a lot of racist white jokes?
Because it's sad enough being white.

Why do white people compete with others on the basis of color?
Because if they competed on brains, they'd lose.

What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations

Why do white people like to have sex in front of the mirror?
Objects may be larger than they appear.

What do you get when you cross a white supremest with a donkey?
Someone who thinks the sun shines out of their own ass.

What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?
A hockey victory.

above found here: VN Boards - Post your best white people jokes here:

‪Former Ku Klux Klan leader Johnny Lee Clary‬‏ - YouTube

Racist

 

[Patrick2]

OK, I'll join in, since there are anti-white jokes:

- How do you stop ten black guys from raping a white girl?

Throw them a basketball.

- What do you call an african with an IQ of 150?

A village.

- How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

 

[Tank]

Whats the difference between a black guy and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family