Apparently The "Riddle" Of The Last Passover Seder, (Keeping The Money, Are We(?))!

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Jesus Ben Joseph, Son Of Mary, Called "The Christ(?)," famously told the assembled Hebs, Conquering Wops, in Israel: A bunch of weird, funny stories. These got recorded and subsequently passed down through generations--after a lot had likely been left out. There is no Mrs. mentioned. There is not much of a childhood mentioned. The juicy parts of any teenage years are not even mentioned. For one thing, the major library of the ancient world would eventually be set on fire, and burned to the ground.

No one has concluded that hell-fire really is all about that, however!

So consider, if you will, in another dementia: There is Matzoh, Maror sauce or greens, charoses hooch, Beitzah-balls with yolks, Karpas and salt-water rinse, Zerpah-bits from baby sheep, and Manichewitz.

Firstly, there would surely be a bathroom somewhere nearby. Subject Jesus, however, created a lottery-scenario instead, as described in Mark 14:

"(12 On the first day of the Feast of Unleavened Bread, when it was customary to sacrifice the Passover lamb, Jesus' disciples asked him, "Where do you want us to go and make preparations for you to eat the Passover?" 13 So he sent two of his disciples, telling them, "Go into the city, and a man carrying a jar of water will meet you. Follow him. 14 Say to the owner of the house he enters, 'The Teacher asks: Where is my guest room, where I may eat the Passover with my disciples?' 15 He will show you a large upper room, furnished and ready. Make preparations for us there." 16 The disciples left, went into the city and found things just as Jesus had told them. So they prepared the Passover. 17 When evening came, Jesus arrived with the Twelve. 18 While they were reclining at the table eating, he said, "I tell you the truth, one of you will betray me--one who is eating with me." 19 They were saddened, and one by one they said to him, "Surely not I?" 20 "It is one of the Twelve," he replied, "one who dips bread into the bowl with me. 21 The Son of Man will go just as it is written about him. But woe to that man who betrays the Son of Man! It would be better for him if he had not been born.")"

Like so many, Judas Iscariot would famously keep all the money.

Anyone in history can notice that Rich People create the same tendency, and from the lottery scenario of "Laissez Faire," with regulations. No one determines their personal outcome, birth scenario, from the sissy-twaddling of a penis in between-the-loins.

Instead, there are civil rights ascribed to the outcome.

And in the contrary, there is the generations-old story of a Seder-Feast of long ago, in a place with Wops and Hebs found everywhere. There were probably some Greeks, and even some Persians, other Arabs--and maybe even someone dark-sknned was to be found there.

Eventually Her Majesty would consent to be taxed, and so the story would have a happy ending.

"Crow, James Crow: Shaken, Not Stirred!"
(Of a world cosmopolitan the Middle East had become, twice conquered by the followers, Greater Divinities, of the then known world. Jesus would try to show that the Jewish people too, could be just like them. Mortal Jesus would be regarded a Divine!)
 
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Jesus Ben Joseph, Son Of Mary, Called "The Christ(?)," famously told the assembled Hebs, Conquering Wops, in Israel: A bunch of weird, funny stories. These got recorded and subsequently passed down through generations--after a lot had likely been left out. There is no Mrs. mentioned. There is not much of a childhood mentioned. The juicy parts of any teenage years are not even mentioned. For one thing, the major library of the ancient world would eventually be set on fire, and burned to the ground.

No one has concluded that hell-fire really is all about that, however!

So consider, if you will, in another dementia: There is Matzoh, Maror sauce or greens, charoses hooch, Beitzah-balls with yolks, Karpas and salt-water rinse, Zerpah-bits from baby sheep, and Manichewitz.

Firstly, there would surely be a bathroom somewhere nearby. Subject Jesus, however, created a lottery-scenario instead, as described in Mark 14:

"(12 On the first day of the Feast of Unleavened Bread, when it was customary to sacrifice the Passover lamb, Jesus' disciples asked him, "Where do you want us to go and make preparations for you to eat the Passover?" 13 So he sent two of his disciples, telling them, "Go into the city, and a man carrying a jar of water will meet you. Follow him. 14 Say to the owner of the house he enters, 'The Teacher asks: Where is my guest room, where I may eat the Passover with my disciples?' 15 He will show you a large upper room, furnished and ready. Make preparations for us there." 16 The disciples left, went into the city and found things just as Jesus had told them. So they prepared the Passover. 17 When evening came, Jesus arrived with the Twelve. 18 While they were reclining at the table eating, he said, "I tell you the truth, one of you will betray me--one who is eating with me." 19 They were saddened, and one by one they said to him, "Surely not I?" 20 "It is one of the Twelve," he replied, "one who dips bread into the bowl with me. 21 The Son of Man will go just as it is written about him. But woe to that man who betrays the Son of Man! It would be better for him if he had not been born.")"

Like so many, Judas Iscariot would famously keep all the money.

Anyone in history can notice that Rich People create the same tendency, and from the lottery scenario of "Laissez Faire," with regulations. No one determines their personal outcome, birth scenario, from the sissy-twaddling of a penis in between-the-loins.

Instead, there are civil rights ascribed to the outcome.

And in the contrary, there is the generations-old story of a Seder-Feast of long ago, in a place with Wops and Hebs found everywhere. There were probably some Greeks, and even some Persians, other Arabs--and maybe even someone dark-sknned was to be found there.

Eventually Her Majesty would consent to be taxed, and so the story would have a happy ending.

"Crow, James Crow: Shaken, Not Stirred!"
(Of a world cosmopolitan the Middle East had become, twice conquered by the followers, Greater Divinities, of the then known world. Jesus would try to show that the Jewish people too, could be just like them. Mortal Jesus would be regarded a Divine!)
Idiot.
 
The Seder service is already about horror enough. The Defecation of ruling humans over other humans is famous throughout history.

So Jesus of the Last Seder service adds the canibal ritual of body and blood, and the lottery even: To emphasize that the horror was even real in the twice conquered Israel of that time.

Mostly, clergy tend to celebrate the same-based civilizations, at their basis, as wonderful creations of religion and humanity--and sometimes both at the same time--when anyone would have to guess that parable of the final hours was not about that at all.

Better it would be to abort, or better it would be to keep the money, for example?

The money is subject to arithmetic. In Matthew 25::14-30 there is the USA arithmetic of the foreclosure crisis, and Great Recession, Shown. In Matthew 20::1-16, there is the arithmetic of the Democratic Liberal, and widely called Socialist, Schedule M Tax Credit: Which the Party of Lincoln, also took away.

Following in that tradtion, there is even a clergy member in the federal birthday calendar, who can not be celebrated for his religion.

Many can understand how this can be so, but less apparent is that the same could be said for the civil rights.

"Crow, James Crow: Shaken, Not Stirred!"
(Indigenous Peoples, victims of Western Regligion dissidents--fleeing Western Religion, maybe understand this, not even(?)!)
 
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