Aphrodisiacs

[miketx]

cant believe how many took this seriously. Skye, you win the powdered deer penis award.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Does anyone know if powdered deer penis really an aphrodisiac? I need to know.

No. I was a practicing herbalist (as a hobby) many years ago. The old idea from the 17th century was that a weed that looked like an eye must be good for vision, one whose juice looked like blood must be good to cleanse the bloodstream, so obviously, a plant that looks like a penis must boost sexual prowess, right? No.

If you want to crank up the ol' Evinrude, this is what you want:

1). Zinc Gluconate (not picolinate).
2). Panax Quinquefolium (Chinese Red Ginseng, preferably 10 year old Shu Chu (you chew/suck on it) or at least Korean paste (makes a tea).
3). Damiana leaf.

You'll be climbing the walls and your wife will have to beat you off of her with a stick.

As an alternative to #2 (or in addition), you can buy boxes (20-30 vials) of red Chinese Panax Ginseng mixed with Royal Bee Jelly in a honey base that you suck out with a tiny straw. Highly recommended. The older the ginseng (if specified) the better.

/----/ Not sure about that: Benefits of Zinc Gluconate

 

[Crepitus]

cant believe how many took this seriously. Skye, you win the powdered deer penis award.

So tell us, are you an aspiring rapist or can you just not get it up?

 

[miketx]

 

[toobfreak]

Does anyone know if powdered deer penis really an aphrodisiac? I need to know.

No. I was a practicing herbalist (as a hobby) many years ago. The old idea from the 17th century was that a weed that looked like an eye must be good for vision, one whose juice looked like blood must be good to cleanse the bloodstream, so obviously, a plant that looks like a penis must boost sexual prowess, right? No.

If you want to crank up the ol' Evinrude, this is what you want:

1). Zinc Gluconate (not picolinate).
2). Panax Quinquefolium (Chinese Red Ginseng, preferably 10 year old Shu Chu (you chew/suck on it) or at least Korean paste (makes a tea).
3). Damiana leaf.

You'll be climbing the walls and your wife will have to beat you off of her with a stick.

As an alternative to #2 (or in addition), you can buy boxes (20-30 vials) of red Chinese Panax Ginseng mixed with Royal Bee Jelly in a honey base that you suck out with a tiny straw. Highly recommended. The older the ginseng (if specified) the better.

/----/ Not sure about that: Benefits of Zinc Gluconate

Hey, you think what you want, I have whole books written long before the internet existed documenting zinc as a very effective sexual aid, not to mention personal experience. In the late 70s, I prescribed it to a fellow coworker who bought a bottle and after trying it for a while, found the effect so overpowering he had to vow off the stuff giving me the bottle for free telling me he had to stop taking it, it made him so horny! But if all you understand is what some stupid internet site tells you, you don't think I know what I'm talking about and are too lazy to seriously research the matter beyond your link above, try reading this small article:

Can Vitamins Increase Sex Drive?

Found it in 5 seconds.

 

[evenflow1969]

Does anyone know if powdered deer penis really an aphrodisiac? I need to know.

No, it does not.

 

[miketx]

Does anyone know if powdered deer penis really an aphrodisiac? I need to know.

No, it does not.

Ok thank you. Are you sure you tried enough of it?

 

[skye]

cant believe how many took this seriously. Skye, you win the powdered deer penis award.

thanks, but no thanks.

 

[miketx]

cant believe how many took this seriously. Skye, you win the powdered deer penis award.

thanks, but no thanks.

Well I'll just have to take it for myself!

 

[DGS49]

Hey, you know that look a woman gets when she wants to have sex....?

Neither do I. Nor does anybody else. The only place where it shows up is in porn movies, where the women are paid to look like that.

 

[fncceo]

What do women like in men?

Braaiinnss!

 

[Marion Morrison]

I think I just want a beer.

 

[Muhammed]

Go to the bank and get some fresh money. Soak the money in a fresh batch of white lightning and then squeeze the money juice out onto cookie sheets and take your laundered money back to the bank and exchange it for fresh money

When the money juice has evaporated and concentrated, add water and rub the tincture of money on your genital area.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Go to the bank and get some fresh money. Soak the money in a fresh batch of white lightning and then squeeze the money juice out onto cookie sheets and take your laundered money back to the bank and exchange it for fresh money

When the money juice has evaporated and concentrated, add water and rub the tincture of money on your genital area.

/—-/ Thanks, I’ll try it today