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    Oh come on, I would not really do that... too messy....
     
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    The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

    The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

    The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
     
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    Reasons to Vote for Hillary!
    A handy list of all the reasons to vote for Hillary. Show America who to vote for!
    reasonstovoteforhillary.com
     
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    A black man and a white man walk into a bakery. The black man immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.

    He says to the white, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The white man says to the black man, "That's typical of you black people. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

    He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The white man swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the white man swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

    The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "So what did you do with the pastries?"

    The white man replies, "Look in the black mans back pocket....."
     
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