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Anything Goes Humor
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Manonthestreet
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Couldn’t have been, that plonk isn’t Kosher,
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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on...….
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up everything inside is numbered...…
The second surgeon says, "Yeah, but you should try electricians cause everything inside them is color coded"....
The third says, "No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order"...….
The fourth chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers.....Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over".....
But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he says, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine......plus the head and the ass are interchangeable"
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up everything inside is numbered...…
The second surgeon says, "Yeah, but you should try electricians cause everything inside them is color coded"....
The third says, "No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order"...….
The fourth chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers.....Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over".....
But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he says, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine......plus the head and the ass are interchangeable"
JustAnotherNut
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A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died.....
All three are faced with God, who wants to know what they believe in...…
The German Shepherd says 'I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master'
"Good" says God, "you may sit down to my right side".....
"Doberman, what do you believe in?" asks God...
The Doberman answers, "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master"....
"Aha" says God "you may sit to my left"
Then He looks at the cat and asks, "and what do you believe in?"....
The cat then answers, "I believe You are sitting in my seat"
All three are faced with God, who wants to know what they believe in...…
The German Shepherd says 'I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master'
"Good" says God, "you may sit down to my right side".....
"Doberman, what do you believe in?" asks God...
The Doberman answers, "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master"....
"Aha" says God "you may sit to my left"
Then He looks at the cat and asks, "and what do you believe in?"....
The cat then answers, "I believe You are sitting in my seat"
Sadly I think my family are a bunch of racists.
I started dating a black girl recently, so I decided to bring her home to meet the family.
The kids wouldn't talk to her and my wife told me to pack my bags and leave.
I started dating a black girl recently, so I decided to bring her home to meet the family.
The kids wouldn't talk to her and my wife told me to pack my bags and leave.
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the other mike
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Manonthestreet
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Manonthestreet
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Yep....................straight to the moon......................
Burger King in New Zealand released a promotional video, in which white customers eat burgers with chopsticks like toddlers do.
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I really liked today's Non Sequitur.................
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