You know, the one where he was mindlessly blabbering on and on about Scientology "personal power" ego-flexion (I've heard the exact same pompous-feces from Will Smith, btw)? Always hiding the fact that he's so gay that I'll bet he even names the male gerbils he launches up his asshole L. Ron Hubbard II, III, IV, V, and so on.
You know my favorite part of that video? When Cruise babbled, "When you're a Scientologist and you see a car crash on the side of the road, you know you're the only person who can truly help them!" And I thought, YEAH RIGHT! WHENEVER THERE'S A HIGH-SPEED, MULTI-CAR PILE-UP ON HWY. 101 THE FIRST THING EVERYONE DOES IS SCREAM "QUICK, SOMEONE CALL A SCIENTOLOGIST TO HELP US!!!"
Now that I think of it, that would be a funny prank to play at the scene of a messy, mangled road accident: casually walk up to the cops & paramedics and politely ask them, "Excuse me, gentleman, may I be of assistance here? I am a professional Scientologist!"
You know my favorite part of that video? When Cruise babbled, "When you're a Scientologist and you see a car crash on the side of the road, you know you're the only person who can truly help them!" And I thought, YEAH RIGHT! WHENEVER THERE'S A HIGH-SPEED, MULTI-CAR PILE-UP ON HWY. 101 THE FIRST THING EVERYONE DOES IS SCREAM "QUICK, SOMEONE CALL A SCIENTOLOGIST TO HELP US!!!"
Now that I think of it, that would be a funny prank to play at the scene of a messy, mangled road accident: casually walk up to the cops & paramedics and politely ask them, "Excuse me, gentleman, may I be of assistance here? I am a professional Scientologist!"
