Anybody read advice columns?

[Mr.Nick]

Dear Abby? Ann Landers?

I read the first letter in this column, and was blown away. I could see my sister and BIL pulling a stunt like this.

Dear Abby on uExpress

I've been mocking them and I truly believe anyone that even reads them looking for advice is mentally challenged...

Some of the problems are so fucking dumb..

Here is a typical problem:

Dear Amy,

Last Thanksgiving my husband got drunk and puked on my grandmother and then passed out on the couch, they forgave him but do you believe it's a good idea to bring him to my parents home again this Thanksgiving.

Idiot from Iowa

So you want a person in the media to determine whether you bring your husband to a family Thanksgiving???

In what fucking universe could these advice morons have any better judgment then the idiots writing to them??

I have never asked for advice my entire life... EVER..

Actually I have asked about food but nothing serious.....

 

[Mr.Nick]

I read one one time about a wife pissed off that her husband was farting at the dinner table every time they went to her mothers house....

hahahahaha...