any flat earthers here?

[blu]

I have never come across a flat earther in real life or online that wasn't a troll. Was wondering if anyone actually believes it?

 

[boedicca]

I'm not a flat earther, but I do believe the earth sits on the back of a giant turtle, and that there are turtles all the way down.

 

[Madeline]

I know the earth is not flat, because if you dig a big enough hole in Ohio you'll come out in China, where everyone is upside down.

 

[Obamerican]

I think the Earth is flat but I don't understand why we don't run out of ocean since it is running off the edge EVERYDAY!!!!

 

[SFC Ollie]

The earth is round, Terry Pratchet's Disc world is flat and rests on the backs of 4 giant elephants who in turn stand upon the back of the great turtle Atun.

 

[Luissa]

They have an awesome message board you should check it out. I have never laughed so hard in my life.
They believe it is a disc not flat per se. They also believe there is an ice wall at the edge guarded by the military. And that NASA didn't go to the moon, because it was cheaper to fake a moon landing.

 

[Kalam]

I love FES. Here are some of their greatest hits:

Penguins were actually created in the 1960's by Russian scientists who combined the DNA of otters and birds.
The presence of penguins around the ice wall is actually a clever means of providing a reliable food source for conspiracy staff stationed there.

Penguins were deliberately engineered to be very easy to catch (hence their lack of flight), but also to be extremely efficient at catching and eating fish. It is economically easier for conspiracy ice-wall guards to have penguins indirectly harvest fish for them, then shoot or trap the fish-filled penguins with ease.

In answer to your other question - yes, March of the Penguins was filmed in a studio. Those penguins were probably animatronic replicas though, because the government can't afford to use large numbers of penguins except for feeding ice-wall guards.

We can therefore conclude that Pangea didn't exist. And before you try and use fossil evidence to debunk this - the fact that dinosaur fossils are spread out in confusing ways reflects the fact that dinosaurs were actually much more highly advanced than we think they were - they had mastered the technology of intercontinental travel. Heck, they probably knew about the ice wall too, and who knows, their governments (if they had any) were probably surpressing it even back then.

If dinosaurs had intercontinental capabilities, they would blatantly have sent scouting dinosaurs to the wall, and doubtless some of them would have died there. In fact, fossil evidence in antarctica proves my point even more.

How do we know that it wasn't just the lightest dinosaurs that colonised? Baby versions of heavier dinosaurs (like Allosaurus and Brontosaurus) may have been escorted across the sea by more responsible, but smaller, adult dinosaurs (like Deinonychus or Protoceratops).

Q: "What about Lunar Eclipses and Moon Phases?"

A: An undetectable celestial body, known as the antimoon, passes between the sun and moon. This projects a shadow upon the moon.

Q: "Why doesn't water run off the Earth?"

A: There is a vast "ice wall" that keeps the water where it is. This explains why you can find a vast plane of ice as you travel southward. The wall is roughly 150ft high. In the McIntyre model, however, the height of the wall increases further as one moves toward the edge of the world.

This thread is the funniest thing you'll ever read:
antartica

 

[iamwhatiseem]

One question begs to be answered.
If the earth was flat, why would governments (all of them) hide it from the public?
There would be no reason for it.

 

[blu]

antartica


lololololol

 

[Luissa]

I love FES. Here are some of their greatest hits:

Penguins were actually created in the 1960's by Russian scientists who combined the DNA of otters and birds.
The presence of penguins around the ice wall is actually a clever means of providing a reliable food source for conspiracy staff stationed there.

Penguins were deliberately engineered to be very easy to catch (hence their lack of flight), but also to be extremely efficient at catching and eating fish. It is economically easier for conspiracy ice-wall guards to have penguins indirectly harvest fish for them, then shoot or trap the fish-filled penguins with ease.

In answer to your other question - yes, March of the Penguins was filmed in a studio. Those penguins were probably animatronic replicas though, because the government can't afford to use large numbers of penguins except for feeding ice-wall guards.

We can therefore conclude that Pangea didn't exist. And before you try and use fossil evidence to debunk this - the fact that dinosaur fossils are spread out in confusing ways reflects the fact that dinosaurs were actually much more highly advanced than we think they were - they had mastered the technology of intercontinental travel. Heck, they probably knew about the ice wall too, and who knows, their governments (if they had any) were probably surpressing it even back then.

Q: "What about Lunar Eclipses and Moon Phases?"

A: An undetectable celestial body, known as the antimoon, passes between the sun and moon. This projects a shadow upon the moon.

Q: "Why doesn't water run off the Earth?"

A: There is a vast "ice wall" that keeps the water where it is. This explains why you can find a vast plane of ice as you travel southward. The wall is roughly 150ft high. In the McIntyre model, however, the height of the wall increases further as one moves toward the edge of the world.

This thread is the funniest thing you'll ever read:
antartica

My client showed me it, I laughed for ten minutes I think.