I think it's time for all the liberals to start some legislation to end Thanksgiving. We've got SUV's killing people, Guns killing people, and now Turkeys involved in felonies. All the above Perps don't even need human involvement to be dangerous. lol Regards, Eightballsidepocket Dispute over turkey blamed for stabbings By Associated Press Friday, November 26, 2004 WORCESTER, Mass. - A man was charged with stabbing two relatives who allegedly criticized his table manners during Thanksgiving dinner. Police said the fight broke out when Gonzalo Ocasio, Jr., 18, and his father, Gonzalo Ocasio, 49, reprimanded an uncle for picking at the turkey with his fingers, instead of slicing off pieces with a knife, the Worcester Telegram & Gazette reported Friday. The uncle, Frank Palacious, 24, of Worcester, allegedly responded by stabbing them with a carving knife. The father and son were being treated for stab wounds at the University of Massachusetts Medical Center. A nursing supervisor said Friday she had no information on the younger Ocasio's condition. Police said he suffered stab wounds to the chest, back and right side. His father was treated for a stab wound in his arm. Palacious is charged with two counts of domestic assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and assault with intent to murder, Detective Sgt. Thomas R. Radula said.