Associate Press. U.S. National Security Personnel arrested another illegal alien today. He was caught crossing the U.S. border in Texas. Sources close the story report the man was born in the Middle East, his parents were not married and because of his Father's limited financial situation, his parents were forced move into a barn for the mother to give birth. The man lacks any formal education and has been living on the streets for past three years. When asked to give his name..."Jesus"