Remember the one about how shaking hands with a foreigner would make your penis disappear? http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/12685.html Well apparently such penis snatching is an African-wide phenomena: http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9701/18/briefs/ghana.penis.html The army was last seen erecting a defence against the cocksuckers! So-called penis snatching reports are not uncommon in West Africa, where purported victims often blame penis shrinkage on handshakes with sorcerers. Residents recall a similar scare in Accra in the early 1980s. In one of the wierdest stories to bobbitize to the top, a bustless woman athelete in Zimbabwe is busted, and lays this cock and bull story on the world for us to take it or leave it: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4249949.stm Okay, she could very well be a hermaphrodite, and I know women who can make my pocket weasel 'shrink' and 'grow back', but if people in Africa, even the police, court, and atheletic organizations actually buy into this wormhole theory of the dimension door penis, then they are lacking some serious common sense.