Another disappearing penis story from Africa

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    Remember the one about how shaking hands with a foreigner would make your penis disappear?

    http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/12685.html

    Well apparently such penis snatching is an African-wide phenomena:

    http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9701/18/briefs/ghana.penis.html

    The army was last seen erecting a defence against the cocksuckers!

    So-called penis snatching reports are not uncommon in West Africa, where purported victims often blame penis shrinkage on handshakes with sorcerers. Residents recall a similar scare in Accra in the early 1980s.

    In one of the wierdest stories to bobbitize to the top, a bustless woman athelete in Zimbabwe is busted, and lays this cock and bull story on the world for us to take it or leave it:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4249949.stm

    Okay, she could very well be a hermaphrodite, and I know women who can make my pocket weasel 'shrink' and 'grow back', but if people in Africa, even the police, court, and atheletic organizations actually buy into this wormhole theory of the dimension door penis, then they are lacking some serious common sense.
     
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    What a bunch of retards. :laugh:
     
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    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

    TOO much!

    Damn savages. You'd think they'd do the civilized thing when willie shrinks - go out and buy a BMW!
     
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    kinda reminds me of the current fear of extreme religeous people thinking Harry Potter teaches witchcraft. If he did, I would never have to clean the house myself again, and i would be able to apparate to work instead of drive.
     
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    note to self: dont shake hands with sorcerors in Africa.
     
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    You never know, right? :thup:
     
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    Seven of them beaten to death, eh?

    Oh well - let the punishment fit the crime, I always say.
     
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    I dont want to know!
     
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    Okay, if you were a sorcerer and were stealing penises what exactly would you do with them after you took them?

    (Thanks, I didn't know I could laugh so hard at something that actually has happened).

    I mean, they are "ready to call in the army"? :wtf:
     
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    are you sure this didn't come from The Onion?
     

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