Another blonde joke

[Colin]

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 100 litres of milk.
When the milkman read the note he thought that she had
probably made a mistake and meant 10 litres. When he knocked
the blonde came to the door and he asked if she meant 10 litres.
The blonde said “I want 100 litres. I am going to fill my bathtub
with milk and take a milk bath to make me beautiful”
The milkman asked “Do you want it pasteurized?”
“No” said the blonde “just up to my tits. I can splash it on my face.”

 

[random3434]

haahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha~

Took me a second................

 

[ekrem]

I did not understand it

 

[Dr Grump]

ESl and all that

pasteurized = Past your eyes....

 

[asterism]

I did not understand it

pasteurized

past your eyes

 

[Kat]

ROTFLMAO!!!! @ the joke and at the ones that didn't get it...and...



Hey! Watch it with those blonde jokes!!!

 

[Colin]

Hey! Watch it with those blonde jokes!!!

Oh. OK.

What did the redhead ask her doctor when he told
her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"

 

[Kat]

hey! Watch it with those blonde jokes!!!

Oh. Ok.

What did the redhead ask her doctor when he told
her she was pregnant?

"is it mine?"

lmao!!

 

[Colin]

And in the interest of fair and equal play...


A raven haired beauty was bragging about her knowledge of countries capitals.
Proudly she says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of France?"

She replies, "Oh, that's easy. F "

 

[Kat]

LOL I was just teasing. I don't mind the blonde jokes. I laugh with everyone else!

 

[Valerie]

haahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha~

Took me a second................

Of course it did!

 

[Colin]

haahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha~

Took me a second................

Of course it did!

Actually, it took her five reads, Valerie. And she IS blonde!

 

[Valerie]

haahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha~

Took me a second................

Of course it did!

Actually, it took her five reads, Valerie. And she IS blonde!

Yes, I knew she is blond which is why I couldn't resist the rib right there...








She knows I'm only kidding......................I hope!

 

[Colin]

A married couple were sleeping when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly brunette), picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's
200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting
to know if the coast is clear."

 

[Valerie]

A married couple were sleeping when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning.
The wife (undoubtedly brunette), picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's
200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting
to know if the coast is clear."

 

[Missourian]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
[/FONT]

 

[Colin]

Two blondes are walking down the street. One
notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down
to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and
says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"

So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You
dummy, it's me!"