Angry Wingnuts

[eagleseven]

Conservatives are very angry these days. I haven’t seen conservatives this angry since the last time a Democrat was president. So the anger is probably because the president is black. While that might not seem so bad, conservative anger could lead to something disastrous: their mobilizing to vote against Democrats.

How to make conservatives less angry

Actively ignore them: The most basic strategy to try and keep conservatives from being so angry is to never, ever listen to them. If they try to discuss an issue with you, just cover your ears and scream, “Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!” If they realize there is no chance we’ll even listen to them, maybe they’ll decide to just give up trying to have their uneducated viewpoints.

Call them racists: If we shout “Racist!” every time they say something, maybe they’ll finally reflect on the racism that motivates them against a black president and give up whatever silly cause they think they’re pushing. If they dispute the racism accusation, point out how sensitive they are about the charge and how that further proves it’s true (people who really aren’t racist shouldn’t have any problem with being called racist). If further evidence is needed, point out to them that the president is black and they are white and that it’s obvious to everyone that a white person saying bad things about an underprivileged black person is quite racist. If the conservative isn’t white, though, this can be confusing. Make sure to give that person a pamphlet describing the political views he is supposed to have based on his race. If the person doesn’t read the pamphlet, you might have to try using a racial slur. It’s okay, if the person deserves it.

Point out how much smarter Obama is than they are: Obama is obviously very smart (obviously!), but somehow conservatives are overlooking that simple fact. Maybe they’ll be less angry if we keep emphasizing how Obama and his staff are much, much smarter than they are, and in fact they are very stupid compared to Obama and other liberals. Then conservatives will realize that Obama, being smarter than them, probably knows what he’s doing, so there is nothing to fear and be angry about unless you’re a really stupid person.

Use sexual slurs: Conservatives are made uncomfortable by sex talk because of their Jesus person, so associating sexual slurs with everything they do might make them uncomfortable and cause them to give up their protests. For example, when conservatives started having “tea parties,” we started using the slur “tea baggers” to describe them. Any good liberal should know tons of terms describing lewd sexual acts, so be creative!

Make sure no one in the media addresses their concerns: If conservatives can’t get any confirmation of their silly, angry views in the media, maybe they’ll give them up. This has been a problem since talk radio and Fox News came along, though. Still, a boycott of people like Glenn Beck seems to have had some effect. If we can force him off the air, maybe then conservatives will instead watch Keith Olbermann and learn to be calm and reasoned.

Pajamas Media » Making Conservatives Less Angry

A guide for all the confused liberals on how to treat our local wingnuts

 

[Si modo]

Lmao!

 

[DiveCon]

sounds like a lot of the wingunt libs on here have already taken that advice

 

[blu]

that article had to be sarcasm.. it disses liberals more than cons

 

[rightwinger]

Actually, the best thing Liberals do with Conservatives is let them speak.

The more they open their mouths, the more mainstream America can see how shallow and bitter they have become.

Keep it coming Conservatives......America needs to hear what you say

 

[RadiomanATL]

that article had to be sarcasm.. it disses liberals more than cons

Wow, nothing gets by you sparky.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Your comment "So the anger is probably because the President is black." is the most ignorant statement I have ever read on this board the whole time I've been a member. I'm not angry because the President is black. That has nothing to do with the way I feel about him. I'm angry at the President because he is nothing more than your typical Chicagoland (probably criminal) cheap political hack and the most ignorant arragant President I think this country has ever had. He is the most "Un-Presidental" person I have seen serve in the White House for my entire life and I'm 58 years old. He's destroying the country by turning it into a socialist nation. That's why I think he's such a dumb ass and his being black has nothing to do with it. I think the nation finally having a black President is not a bad thing at all but I am remorseful because that slice of history was wasted on such a poor example of the black race. There are many more better role models that would have been a great "first black President" than this clown.

 

[rightwinger]

Your comment "So the anger is probably because the President is black." is the most ignorant statement I have ever read on this board the whole time I've been a member. I'm not angry because the President is black. That has nothing to do with the way I feel about him. I'm angry at the President because he is nothing more than your typical Chicagoland (probably criminal) cheap political hack and the most ignorant arragant President I think this country has ever had. He is the most "Un-Presidental" person I have seen serve in the White House for my entire life and I'm 58 years old. He's destroying the country by turning it into a socialist nation. That's why I think he's such a dumb ass and his being black has nothing to do with it. I think the nation finally having a black President is not a bad thing at all but I am remorseful because that slice of history was wasted on such a poor example of the black race. There are many more better role models that would have been a great "first black President" than this clown.

Another dim bulb who's sarcasm detector is malfunctioning