Andrew Klavan, author and screen writer discusses Hollywoods new award for popular movies...

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This is Andrew Klavan....he is an author and screen writer, he wrote the scripts for a couple of Clint Eastwood movies and others, he comments on the announcement that Hollywood will now have an Academy Award for "Popular Movies", or as he puts it...movies that people actually go to see..... it is at the very beginning of the vide.....

He also describes some categories of Oscar you may not have known about...

Later, if you are interested, he takes an interview with a friend of Tommy Robinson, the man jailed for reporting on the Court room Trial of the muslim rape gang..... the Friend explains what is happening in Britain, he explains the lies told about Tommy Robinson and they also discuss Canada and it's problems with musllim...

 

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Here is a column he wrote from that monologue...

Some Tips for the Academy Awards

Movies at their height (1939) produced a list of Oscar nominations that included Gone With the Wind, The Wizard of Oz, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington andStagecoach, every one both a box office hit and a critic's darling, not to mention an enduring classic. Not one of the nominees for 2017 made the B.O. top ten and the winner, Moonlight, was a slice of life so slim it was barely visible.

In recognition of their dying state, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced it will now add a new award for Best Popular Movie. That's right. In the desperate hope of saving an award show that has devolved into stultifying irrelevance interspersed with alienating leftist screeds, the Oscars have decided to stoop to celebrating movies people actually watch.

Since I doubt this rearguard action will do much to reverse the decline of the Academy Awards or the movies, I'd like to suggest some other new awards that will at least underscore the state of the industry.

Best Intersectional Crapfest No One Saw but Which Displays Our Virtue. This should be awarded to the sequel, Moonlight 2: This Time, The Black Gay Guy is Crippled!

Best Attempt to Normalize Sexual Deviancy. And the winner is: Never Say Neverland, in which convicted pedophile Victor Salva directs Kevin Spacey playing Michael Jackson playing Roman Polanski directing Charlie Sheen playing Harvey Weinstein hiring Victor Salva to direct Kevin Spacey as Michael Jackson.


Best Performance by a White Man That Was Overlooked in Order to Give an Award to a Black Man who Didn’t Entirely Deserve It. This award could be given in honor of Will Smith to celebrate his performance in Concussion after someone sees Concussion and finds out whether his performance was any good or not and then celebrates it anyway just to stop his wife's complaining about make-believe racism.


Best Actress in a Performance as a Woman Who Had No Moral Agency When She Decided to Sleep with a Sleazy Producer to Get the Part That Made Her Career. The list of nominees is endless.

 

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Here is a column he wrote from that monologue...

Some Tips for the Academy Awards

Movies at their height (1939) produced a list of Oscar nominations that included Gone With the Wind, The Wizard of Oz, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington andStagecoach, every one both a box office hit and a critic's darling, not to mention an enduring classic. Not one of the nominees for 2017 made the B.O. top ten and the winner, Moonlight, was a slice of life so slim it was barely visible.

In recognition of their dying state, The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced it will now add a new award for Best Popular Movie. That's right. In the desperate hope of saving an award show that has devolved into stultifying irrelevance interspersed with alienating leftist screeds, the Oscars have decided to stoop to celebrating movies people actually watch.

Since I doubt this rearguard action will do much to reverse the decline of the Academy Awards or the movies, I'd like to suggest some other new awards that will at least underscore the state of the industry.

Best Intersectional Crapfest No One Saw but Which Displays Our Virtue. This should be awarded to the sequel, Moonlight 2: This Time, The Black Gay Guy is Crippled!

Best Attempt to Normalize Sexual Deviancy. And the winner is: Never Say Neverland, in which convicted pedophile Victor Salva directs Kevin Spacey playing Michael Jackson playing Roman Polanski directing Charlie Sheen playing Harvey Weinstein hiring Victor Salva to direct Kevin Spacey as Michael Jackson.


Best Performance by a White Man That Was Overlooked in Order to Give an Award to a Black Man who Didn’t Entirely Deserve It. This award could be given in honor of Will Smith to celebrate his performance in Concussion after someone sees Concussion and finds out whether his performance was any good or not and then celebrates it anyway just to stop his wife's complaining about make-believe racism.


Best Actress in a Performance as a Woman Who Had No Moral Agency When She Decided to Sleep with a Sleazy Producer to Get the Part That Made Her Career. The list of nominees is endless.

Regarding the “Best Actress,” in honor of the universe of nominees stretching back a hundred years or so isn’t it about time a Hall of Fame be erected to honor the best of the best of the Hollyweird Sleepettes? Sort of a Cooperstown or Canton for those who best parlayed getting laid into stardom in the sleazy industry of make-believe. Sort of a Who’s Whore’s of Hollyweird with stunning displays of not the stars’ movie performances but rather the performances that earned them their roles.

Anyway, it just seems to me it’s fair to acknowledge all the hard work and effort it took for these ladies to get their big breaks.