And you thought ALL rednecks live in the south! True Story ~

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ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.

A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 with monthly payments of $560.00. He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin .

It's mid-winter.............and of course all of the lakes are frozen.

These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR. They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on.

Now..................making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce.

So........................ out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse.

Our two Rocket Scientists.....................afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action:

they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust,
they throw the stick of dynamite
as far away as possible.

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG...?

Let's talk about the dog:

A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING ; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it......................The dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse........................ just as it hits the ice.

The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab.

The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on.
Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane!!!!!!

The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator.

The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end..........................he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.

Then KA BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with 'I can't believe this just happened' looks on their faces.

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments.

The dog is okay....doing fine.

And to think you thought all Rednecks lived in the South .....
 
Hilarious tale. Thanks for sharing.

FYI, no the South doesn't have the monopoly on stupid.
 
The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end..........................he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.
Hmm, do dogs really act that way? (I don't own dogs) Sounds like a fake story.

Confirmed. Exact same story in Michigan:
The Hunters who end up dynamiting a brand new SUV and their dog on a frozen lake-Fiction!

You would not have thought it fake if it occurred in the South!
 
yea the south is known for its fucking ice fishing.....fucking idiot

You're right! KY Lake has frozen solid enough to drive an SUV on it several times in my lifetime. Below is the most recent. But the ice was far more thick in 1973. People were out on it with their trucks the, as SUVs hadn't captured their attention yet.

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Frozen Kentucky Lake








10 consecutive days of sub-freezing temperatures, with some air temps at night in the single digits, caused Kentucky Lake's bays to freeze. In some cases the ice was very thick, as you can see here. Don't try this at home, kids! Photos courtesy Randy Kuhens of Kick'n Bass Guide Service and taken in January 2010.

http://www.explorekentuckylake.com/lakesarea/gallery/frozen_kentucky_lake.htm

The same years in which KY Lake was frozen, our neighbor lake to the south Old Hickory Lake was similarly solid with ice.
 
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