and why dont they have a law against this

[jon_forward]

Dutch politicians want bestiality banned
Wed Mar 10, 3:45 PM ET


AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Two Dutch political parties are calling for laws prohibiting sex with animals after a man suspected of having sex with a pony was set free.



Wearing nothing but a T-shirt, the man was arrested by police in Utrecht on Monday after the pony's owner caught him by surprise in his stable.


"He was caught in the stable, busy with the pony, and was arrested for animal mistreatment," Mary Hallebeek, a prosecution spokeswoman said.


The prosecutor set him free because there was no evidence of a crime. Dutch law does not prohibit bestiality.


"There were no wounds or traces of violence. The man may have had sex with the animal, but there is no article in law which says this is liable to punishment," Hallebeek said.


Both List Pim Fortuyn and the Socialist Party called for an amendment to the penal code to make bestiality punishable.


"Sex with an animal is a far-reaching infringement of its physical integrity and the animal can never consent to it. It is pure maltreatment and should therefore be punishable," LPF member Joost Eerdmans said in parliament
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the guy is a fruit!!! If anyone ever needed de-peckerezed it is this sicko!!!what was he tring to do? make a man-a-tare?

 

[_dmp_]

In the US, the ACLU would likely argue there's no way to prove the Pony didn't give consent.

:-/

 

[Said1]

Originally posted by dmp
In the US, the ACLU would likely argue there's no way to prove the Pony didn't give consent.

:-/

 

[SinisterMotives]

Originally posted by dmp
In the US, the ACLU would likely argue there's no way to prove the Pony didn't give consent.

:-/

The guy would probably contend that the pony consented because it didn't kick the living shit out of him.

 

[MtnBiker]

Was is it male pony?

Maybe there is a bestiality gene?

And how does this guy having sex with a pony take away from my sexual relaltionship with my wife?

Do animals of one species have sex with animals of another species?

 

[_dmp_]

Originally posted by MtnBiker
Was is it male pony?

Maybe there is a bestiality gene?

And how does this guy having sex with a pony take away from my sexual relaltionship with my wife?

Do animals of one species have sex with animals of another species?

Perhaps we should protect a dog's right to hump somebody's leg. And for that Somebody to like it, and film it, and put it on jimnyc's website


I mean, as soon as a dog is 2.5 years old, that's over 18 in human years, and the dog is obviously consenting the humping, right?

 

[SinisterMotives]

Originally posted by dmp
Perhaps we should protect a dog's right to hump somebody's leg. And for that Somebody to like it, and film it, and put it on jimnyc's website


I mean, as soon as a dog is 2.5 years old, that's over 18 in human years, and the dog is obviously consenting the humping, right?

I understand that you're being facetious and the question was tongue-in-cheek, but here's the answer anyway. A dog humping someone's leg is more like masturbation than intercourse. Dogs are driven by instincts and hormones, not reason and conscience. The only "right" that can be assigned to an insentient being is the right to humane treatment.

 

[_dmp_]

Originally posted by SinisterMotives
(animals) are driven by instincts and hormones, not reason and conscience.

Funny - some people use the argument "Some animals do homosexual things" as a way to justify human homosexuality.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Once I awakened in the middle of the night with my french poodle trying to have sex with my ear.

 

[MtnBiker]

Originally posted by dmp
Funny - some people use the argument "Some animals do homosexual things" as a way to justify human homosexuality.

Precisely

Sounds familar

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Originally posted by rtwngAvngr
Once I awakened in the middle of the night with my french poodle trying to have sex with my ear.

I didn't call my dog for a week after that. I just didn't respect it anymore.

 

[MtnBiker]

Did he buy you dinner that night?

 

[jon_forward]

Originally posted by MtnBiker
Did he buy you dinner that night?

 

[rtwngAvngr]

No. He treated me like filthy 2 bit hooker.

 

[MtnBiker]

Yeah no kidding, instead of going for a homerun, if he had just settled for a dry hump on your leg perhaps you two would have made it through the episode smoother.

 

[_dmp_]

Originally posted by MtnBiker
Precisely

Sounds familar

THank you SOO Much for that link...because contained therein was this Gem:

I have lots of my buddies who I love and would die for, doesn't mean I want to dip my wick in their shit pit!

HOLY CRAP that was funny!!! HAHA

 

[_dmp_]

Originally posted by MtnBiker
Yeah no kidding, instead of going for a homerun, if he had just settled for a dry hump on your leg perhaps you two would have made it through the episode smoother.

Ya know, If you said or thought 'no' during that encounter, I bet you could sue the governement for not warning you that dogs like to hump things.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Originally posted by MtnBiker
Yeah no kidding, instead of going for a homerun, if he had just settled for a dry hump on your leg perhaps you two would have made it through the episode smoother.

It's always a balance act of needs. That dog was selfish.

 

[MtnBiker]

Originally posted by rtwngAvngr
It's always a balance act of needs. That dog was selfish.

:teeth: Selfish dog.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Originally posted by MtnBiker
:teeth: Selfish dog.

The strange thing is that a few months later, a puppy fell out of my ear in the shower. So I guess it wasn't sinful sex after all. It was procreative!