And that's how the fight started

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    I rear-ended a car this morning.

    So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
    of his car.

    You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
    just seem funny?

    Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. he was a DWARF!!!

    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT
    HAPPY!!!’

    So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Are you Grumpy?’

    And that’s how the fight started…..
     
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    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    He should have said, in high falsetto, "No but occasionally I feel Goofy!"
     

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