And on the 7th Day ...

[uscitizen]

Why don't you rep him?

got me, same reason he did not rep me?
didn't I mention I was not a suck up?

Why didn't you rep me?

LOL, I do but have given out too much rep in the past 24 hours right now.

Just a rep ho?

 

[Mad Scientist]

And when he awoke, he created Air Force Para Rescue, to rescue them from the battle field in their time of need, and it was good...

Oops, now ya' did it! Here it comes...

 

[Toro]

And on the eighth day, God created woman. And when man tired of woman, God created Monday Night Football.

 

[Oddball]

God created the United States Marine Corps, before he took a nap. The world was never the same ...

And when he awoke, he created Air Force Para Rescue, to rescue them from the battle field in their time of need, and it was good...

.....right after he created FAC's, so the choppers had a place to go.

 

[Colin]

God created the United States Marine Corps, before he took a nap. The world was never the same ...

...and according to something previously posted by Bootneck:


In the beginning was a word, the word was God. In the beginning was God, and all else was darkness, and void, and without form. So God created the heavens and the earth. He created the sun, and the moon, and the stars, so that the light might pierce the darkness. And the earth God divided between the lands and the sea, and these he filled with many assorted creatures..

And the dark, salty, slimy creatures that inhabited the murky depths of the oceans, God called sailors, and he dressed them accordingly.

And the flighty creatures of the air he called airmen. And these he clothed in uniforms which where ruffled and fowl.

The lower creatures of the land, God called soldiers. And with a twinkle in his eye, and a sense of humour God gave them trousers too short, and jackets to large, and pockets to warm their hands. And to adorn their uniforms, God gave them cords, and he gave them ribbons... and patches... and stars... and bells. He gave them emblems... and crests... and all sorts of shiny things that glittered... and devices that dangled... When your God you tend to get carried away.

And on the 7th day, as you know, God rested. And on the 8th day at 0730 hrs God looked down upon the earth and was not happy.. God was not happy.

So he thought about his labours, and in infinite wisdom, God created a divine creature and this he called Royal Marine. And these Royal Marines whom God created in his own image, were to be of the air, and the land, and the sea. And these he gave many wonderful uniforms.

He gave them practical fighting uniforms, so that they could wage war against the forces of Satan and evil.

He gave them service uniforms for their daily work and training, that they might be sharp and ready..

And he gave them evening and dress uniforms. Sharp, stylish, handsome things, so they might profile with the ladies on a Saturday night, and impress the hell out of everybody.

And on the, 8th day God looked down upon the earth, and saw that it was good.

But was God happy?. No God was still not happy, because in the course of his labours, he had forgotten one thing.. He did not have a Royal Marine uniform. But he thought about it, and he thought about it, and finally satisfied himself in the knowing, that, well not everybody can be a Royal Marine..

Per Mare
Per Terram

Personally, I think Bootneck made some subtle changes. I'm sure it was really Paratroopers.