An Open Letter To Jeff Sessions, Regarding Your Political Future

BertramN

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Hey there Jeffy. Everyone knows Republicans like yourself are beholden to corporations of all types. In your case, you have pledged your service to include keeping the populations of privately run, for-profit prisons growing.

So, with this in mind, as Attorney General of the United States, perhaps you should back off on your war on legalized marijuana.

Yes, this idea DOES run counter to your oppressive conservative proclivities, but that is because you, like all conservatives, are stuck in an extremely limited mind-set.

You see, with legalized marijuana, there is contentment and lowered hostilities in the users. How can that possibly help increase the population in for-profit prisons, you ask? Easy, allow the inmates the use of cannabis.

Establish cannabis farming programs at the for-profit prisons across the country. Provide the many cannabis experts, already doing time in these facilities, with the necessary equipment to process it to separate the beneficial properties.

From insomnia to nausea, cannabis can be used as a natural remedy for a multitude of ailments. There are a few primary cannabinoids which provide most of the effects associated with the cannabis plant – THC, THCa, CBD, CBN, CBG, and CBC.

Cannabinoids are a class of diverse chemical compounds that act on cannabinoid receptors in cells that repress neurotransmitter release in the brain. With the exception of THC, the other aforementioned cannabinoids are non-psychoactive – providing relief without the mental haziness.

Specific cannabinoids can only be accessed during various windows of the plants life cycle, so if you have specific needs that relate to a given cannabinoid, you need to take note of the time period to most effectively process the plants for the desired chemical.

It is also possible to take advantage of different compounds through different consumption methods.

In addition to the growing, processing, and free access to the THC, THCa, CBD, CBN, CBG, and CBC by the inmates, an on-site public retail outlet would provide even more profit for the investors. (In some states, taxes on the products would lead to further tax cuts for the fat cats, and that’s what the GOP and conservatives love most.)

All of this is possible, to benefit safety of the prison staffs (with the mellowed convicts they supervise), the inmates (who would find prison life far, far less harsh), and the investors (especially the big investors). It’s well established that big investors’ welfare is most important to you Republicans and your conservative base.

Now Jeffy, the most burning question that should still be on your mind is, How will legalizing cannabis, AND putting into the for-profit prison system increase those populations, since marijuana crimes would no longer exist?

As expected, your limited conservative thinking blinds you to the fact non-violent crimes would increase, but at the same time, the perpetrators would surrender themselves within hours. The need for court trials would be eliminated in most cases as the defendants would plead guilty and immediately be sent to prison where they would have the marijuana they want, a regular job, three squares a day, a roof over their heads, and most would willingly serve their entire sentences, not wanting parole.

Just look at all the money your greedy buddies would be making.

So, Jeffy, think about it. Your boss, the idiot trump, would love you and be pouring his own money into building for-profit prisons, criminal types would be off the streets (and you Republicans and conservatives KNOW what color “those” people are), and again, the fat cats you serve would be rolling in dough.

Your single-handed prison reform method would guarantee your future political success, “President Sessions”.

Sessions' war on pot could speed up marijuana legalization nationwide





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Supply the prisoners with drugs and keep them drugged up. This is an old idea. Prisoners used to be given lobotomies which made them just as peaceful and stupified as pot. They were happy or at least didn't care. They were fed and cleaned.

Why did we ever stop?
 
They should compromise with the anti-pot forces.

Have congress mandate that the DEA rescheduled dope to catagory III, then it should have a FEDERAL TAX placed on it, since all legal dope will inevitable be in direct competition with cartel dope coming up from down south.

The best way to ensure price stability for this federal tax structure on the domestic supplies is to have all the taxes from the domestic sales of Weed go to the construction of the border wall to cut off black market supplies flooding the market from down south.

Thus, everyone wins.

But, I don't get how the OP reasons that non-violent crime will continue to rise. I would think it would drop off a cliff.
 
The biggest reason that prisons are so full today, is because Reagan made new procedures that basically closed all the in-patient psychiatric centers. It put all those people with mental illness and addiction back on the street with no meds or treatment.
 
Supply the prisoners with drugs and keep them drugged up. This is an old idea. Prisoners used to be given lobotomies which made them just as peaceful and stupified as pot. They were happy or at least didn't care. They were fed and cleaned.

Why did we ever stop?
This coming from a trump bootlicker, why am I not surprised by this?

Hey, why stop there? Let's round up all potential criminals --- your know, the darker skinned people --- and lobotimize them before they get a chance to commit any crimes.
 
They should compromise with the anti-pot forces.

Have congress mandate that the DEA rescheduled dope to catagory III, then it should have a FEDERAL TAX placed on it, since all legal dope will inevitable be in direct competition with cartel dope coming up from down south.

The best way to ensure price stability for this federal tax structure on the domestic supplies is to have all the taxes from the domestic sales of Weed go to the construction of the border wall to cut off black market supplies flooding the market from down south.

Thus, everyone wins.

But, I don't get how the OP reasons that non-violent crime will continue to rise. I would think it would drop off a cliff.
That’s how the Soviet Union works
Keep em drunk on vodka
 
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Hey there Jeffy. Everyone knows Republicans like yourself are beholden to corporations of all types. In your case, you have pledged your service to include keeping the populations of privately run, for-profit prisons growing.

So, with this in mind, as Attorney General of the United States, perhaps you should back off on your war on legalized marijuana.

Yes, this idea DOES run counter to your oppressive conservative proclivities, but that is because you, like all conservatives, are stuck in an extremely limited mind-set.

You see, with legalized marijuana, there is contentment and lowered hostilities in the users. How can that possibly help increase the population in for-profit prisons, you ask? Easy, allow the inmates the use of cannabis.

Establish cannabis farming programs at the for-profit prisons across the country. Provide the many cannabis experts, already doing time in these facilities, with the necessary equipment to process it to separate the beneficial properties.

From insomnia to nausea, cannabis can be used as a natural remedy for a multitude of ailments. There are a few primary cannabinoids which provide most of the effects associated with the cannabis plant – THC, THCa, CBD, CBN, CBG, and CBC.

Cannabinoids are a class of diverse chemical compounds that act on cannabinoid receptors in cells that repress neurotransmitter release in the brain. With the exception of THC, the other aforementioned cannabinoids are non-psychoactive – providing relief without the mental haziness.

Specific cannabinoids can only be accessed during various windows of the plants life cycle, so if you have specific needs that relate to a given cannabinoid, you need to take note of the time period to most effectively process the plants for the desired chemical.

It is also possible to take advantage of different compounds through different consumption methods.

In addition to the growing, processing, and free access to the THC, THCa, CBD, CBN, CBG, and CBC by the inmates, an on-site public retail outlet would provide even more profit for the investors. (In some states, taxes on the products would lead to further tax cuts for the fat cats, and that’s what the GOP and conservatives love most.)

All of this is possible, to benefit safety of the prison staffs (with the mellowed convicts they supervise), the inmates (who would find prison life far, far less harsh), and the investors (especially the big investors). It’s well established that big investors’ welfare is most important to you Republicans and your conservative base.

Now Jeffy, the most burning question that should still be on your mind is, How will legalizing cannabis, AND putting into the for-profit prison system increase those populations, since marijuana crimes would no longer exist?

As expected, your limited conservative thinking blinds you to the fact non-violent crimes would increase, but at the same time, the perpetrators would surrender themselves within hours. The need for court trials would be eliminated in most cases as the defendants would plead guilty and immediately be sent to prison where they would have the marijuana they want, a regular job, three squares a day, a roof over their heads, and most would willingly serve their entire sentences, not wanting parole.

Just look at all the money your greedy buddies would be making.

So, Jeffy, think about it. Your boss, the idiot trump, would love you and be pouring his own money into building for-profit prisons, criminal types would be off the streets (and you Republicans and conservatives KNOW what color “those” people are), and again, the fat cats you serve would be rolling in dough.

Your single-handed prison reform method would guarantee your future political success, “President Sessions”.

Sessions' war on pot could speed up marijuana legalization nationwide
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What a GREAT cause for you to dedicate your life to. Your momma must be SO proud.
 

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