An Obama Christmas Carol

[The Paperboy]

You better watch your back
You better not talk back
You better not ask out
I'm telling you why
Barack Obama is stealing this town
He's making a list,
And letting you vote twice;
Gonna get Acorn to play naughty not nice
Barack Obama is stealing this town
He sees you as dumb sheep
He knows he is a fake
He knows the media doesn't care
So wake up for goodness sake!
O! You better watch your back
You better not talk back
You better not ask out
I'm telling you why
Barack Obama is stealing this town