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An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at
the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet
twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama
needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged the dealer and each of the players and then
picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet
twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama
needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and
squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'
She hugged the dealer and each of the players and then
picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
