An Honest Meditation

Just close your eyes, take a deep breath and imagine the palm tree leaves swaying in the warm breeze. And you look at your nemisis, smile and softly say very slowly, eeat shiiit.... Ah yes, the waves are licking the rocks and you smile at our newest member and softly you tell them welcome and fuck off... Zzzzzzzz....
 
Hands down, that is the best thing that I've seen on the internet since the haunted toaster last week.
The first time I heard this there was no warning, I was just told it was a good meditation regime for those "bad days...' I nearly fell off my chair when I got the gist of it and started laughing so hard, I couldn't stop!
 

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