An alternative to water boarding

[MaggieMae]

Put suspected terrorists through just one session of radiation treatment where their faces would be covered by a facsimile (mask), and then told they would be nuked. The interrogators wouldn't need to tell them that the treatment doesn't hurt and they wouldn't die, but it would surely scare the shit out of them once the big piece of ominous looking equipment began rotating around their messed up heads.

 

[California Girl]

Put suspected terrorists through just one session of radiation treatment where their faces would be covered by a facsimile (mask), and then told they would be nuked. The interrogators wouldn't need to tell them that the treatment doesn't hurt and they wouldn't die, but it would surely scare the shit out of them once the big piece of ominous looking equipment began rotating around their messed up heads.

Same as waterboarding.... it is only mentally terrifying. So, if this alternative is ok, so is waterboarding.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Well hell if you want to mentally fuck with them, put them in a room filled with TV's, get A Clock Work Orange on thier eyes and play The Partidge families "Come on get happy" non-stop.


Or use Chinese water torture. uhm "chinese face wash enhanced interrogation"

yeah, that's it.

 

[hortysir]

 

[Douger]

Dump a quart of bacon grease on their heads and say " OK tell the truth since Allah can't have you now and we'll buy you a hooker.

 

[MaggieMae]

Put suspected terrorists through just one session of radiation treatment where their faces would be covered by a facsimile (mask), and then told they would be nuked. The interrogators wouldn't need to tell them that the treatment doesn't hurt and they wouldn't die, but it would surely scare the shit out of them once the big piece of ominous looking equipment began rotating around their messed up heads.

Same as waterboarding.... it is only mentally terrifying. So, if this alternative is ok, so is waterboarding.

Would you rather think you might die by water or slowly burning to death? Drowning would be quicker if given the choice. Only problem with using radiation equipment is the cost vs. an old board and a bucket.

 

[MaggieMae]

Well hell if you want to mentally fuck with them, put them in a room filled with TV's, get A Clock Work Orange on thier eyes and play The Partidge families "Come on get happy" non-stop.


Or use Chinese water torture. uhm "chinese face wash enhanced interrogation"

yeah, that's it.

I always thought just films showing Muslim women being raped by white Christians might do the trick.

Time to note that I have no sympathy for Muslim terrorists, but I still don't think most Muslims are terrorists, as some do.

 

[California Girl]

Put suspected terrorists through just one session of radiation treatment where their faces would be covered by a facsimile (mask), and then told they would be nuked. The interrogators wouldn't need to tell them that the treatment doesn't hurt and they wouldn't die, but it would surely scare the shit out of them once the big piece of ominous looking equipment began rotating around their messed up heads.

Same as waterboarding.... it is only mentally terrifying. So, if this alternative is ok, so is waterboarding.

Would you rather think you might die by water or slowly burning to death? Drowning would be quicker if given the choice. Only problem with using radiation equipment is the cost vs. an old board and a bucket.

So you support waterboarding?

 

[MaggieMae]

Dump a quart of bacon grease on their heads and say " OK tell the truth since Allah can't have you now and we'll buy you a hooker.

But if they've never eaten bacon (pork), how would they know that's what it was? Nah, I'm sure shit like that was tried anyway. And they're even on to waterboarding by now, knowing they won't actually be allowed to die. I'm just trying to think of clever alternatives. Not that my intent is to bring up the entire debate ... again ... I just overheard the radiation technique described this morning as "...worse than waterboarding..." and I thought it's probably true.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Well hell if you want to mentally fuck with them, put them in a room filled with TV's, get A Clock Work Orange on thier eyes and play The Partidge families "Come on get happy" non-stop.


Or use Chinese water torture. uhm "chinese face wash enhanced interrogation"

yeah, that's it.

I always thought just films showing Muslim women being raped by white Christians might do the trick.

Time to note that I have no sympathy for Muslim terrorists, but I still don't think most Muslims are terrorists, as some do.

Sadly that won't work since muslims use gang rape to force christian women to convert.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Same as waterboarding.... it is only mentally terrifying. So, if this alternative is ok, so is waterboarding.

Would you rather think you might die by water or slowly burning to death? Drowning would be quicker if given the choice. Only problem with using radiation equipment is the cost vs. an old board and a bucket.

So you support waterboarding?

I do.

They are not prisoners of war and are not covered by the convention.

They are murderers and as non-citizens should not be afforded our rights.

For those that oppose it.

Ask yourself what you would do if some of them had your kids but you had someone that knew where she was, but wasn't talking.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Well hell if you want to mentally fuck with them, put them in a room filled with TV's, get A Clock Work Orange on thier eyes and play The Partidge families "Come on get happy" non-stop.


Or use Chinese water torture. uhm "chinese face wash enhanced interrogation"

yeah, that's it.

I always thought just films showing Muslim women being raped by white Christians might do the trick.

Time to note that I have no sympathy for Muslim terrorists, but I still don't think most Muslims are terrorists, as some do.

I don't think you have to go that far. Just show films of Muslim women removing and burning their burkas. Then leaving their houses without a male escort, and driving away.

That would drive them bat shit crazy.

 

[MaggieMae]

Same as waterboarding.... it is only mentally terrifying. So, if this alternative is ok, so is waterboarding.

Would you rather think you might die by water or slowly burning to death? Drowning would be quicker if given the choice. Only problem with using radiation equipment is the cost vs. an old board and a bucket.

So you support waterboarding?

I think its barbaric. There are many other more useful methods.

 

[MaggieMae]

Well hell if you want to mentally fuck with them, put them in a room filled with TV's, get A Clock Work Orange on thier eyes and play The Partidge families "Come on get happy" non-stop.


Or use Chinese water torture. uhm "chinese face wash enhanced interrogation"

yeah, that's it.

I always thought just films showing Muslim women being raped by white Christians might do the trick.

Time to note that I have no sympathy for Muslim terrorists, but I still don't think most Muslims are terrorists, as some do.

Sadly that won't work since muslims use gang rape to force christian women to convert.

Well duh...they just don't want their OWN women raped. I never said they were mental giants and couldn't figure out that they do the same thing.

 

[MaggieMae]

Would you rather think you might die by water or slowly burning to death? Drowning would be quicker if given the choice. Only problem with using radiation equipment is the cost vs. an old board and a bucket.

So you support waterboarding?

I do.

They are not prisoners of war and are not covered by the convention.

They are murderers and as non-citizens should not be afforded our rights.

For those that oppose it.

Ask yourself what you would do if some of them had your kids but you had someone that knew where she was, but wasn't talking.

I would wonder, if the person would say whatever he thought would stop the torture. We know now that's exactly what happened, even with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. How many wild goose chases did the CIA engage in because of his lies? Why did the CIA destroy all the videos of the waterboarding?

 

[California Girl]

Would you rather think you might die by water or slowly burning to death? Drowning would be quicker if given the choice. Only problem with using radiation equipment is the cost vs. an old board and a bucket.

So you support waterboarding?

I think its barbaric. There are many other more useful methods.

No more barbaric than, say, faking radiation poisoning, or raping some innocent Muslim woman. No, definitely not more barbaric than those options.

 

[IndependntLogic]

Same as waterboarding.... it is only mentally terrifying. So, if this alternative is ok, so is waterboarding.

Would you rather think you might die by water or slowly burning to death? Drowning would be quicker if given the choice. Only problem with using radiation equipment is the cost vs. an old board and a bucket.

So you support waterboarding?

I don't. It's stupid, it's ineffective and the way it was used by Cheney at Git-Mo had absolutely nothing to do with getting actionable intel.

Hmmm. Maybe I shouldn't have been so ambivalent in my reply...

 

[The Gadfly]

Dump a quart of bacon grease on their heads and say " OK tell the truth since Allah can't have you now and we'll buy you a hooker.

But if they've never eaten bacon (pork), how would they know that's what it was? Nah, I'm sure shit like that was tried anyway. And they're even on to waterboarding by now, knowing they won't actually be allowed to die. I'm just trying to think of clever alternatives. Not that my intent is to bring up the entire debate ... again ... I just overheard the radiation technique described this morning as "...worse than waterboarding..." and I thought it's probably true.

Oh, I can give you plenty of "clever alternatives"; tested, effective, essentially physically harmless and absolutely non-lethal; the problem is, we can't use any of them anymore, because that might be "torturing" the poor terrorists, ah, I mean, "detainees", and that wouldn't be nice of us.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Find their greatest fear then present them with it.

For example . . . with me it wouldn't take much 'spider threatening' to get me to squeal.

 

[hortysir]

Find their greatest fear then present them with it.

For example . . . with me it wouldn't take much 'spider threatening' to get me to squeal.

Me too.
I'll wrestle a gator and tickle a snake before I get remotely close to a spider