American Pakistani

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    Two families moved from Pakistan to the USA. When they arrived the two fathers made a bet - in a year's time whichever family had become more American would win.

    A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?"

    The second man replied, "Fuck you, towel head."
     
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    Nice!
     

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