American, German and Russian ...

[Selivan]

Once, an American, a Russian and a German came to an uninhabited island ...
They quarreled, swore ... Then, FRIENDS, because to survive we must be friends ... They began to collect together the delicious plants, hunt and fish ...
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Once they caught the "Golden Fish" - a magic fish
Goldfish says:
- I will fulfill 3 wishes for each of you, and you let me go ..

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The American says:
- I want a bottle of Whiskey, a Cigar and go back to America!
The goldfish waved its tail and the American returned to America ...

The German says:
- I want a bottle of Schnapps, a Cigarette and go back to Germany!
The goldfish waved its tail and the German returned to Germany ...
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Russian became bored on the island ...
He thinks "we were friends, but now they are not there and I was left alone"
Russian says:
- I want a box of vodka (10 bottles), a box of cigarettes (10 packs of simple cigarettes without a filter) and return my Amirican and German friends back to this Island!
The goldfish waved its tail and .....

 

[Stratford57]

Mikhail Zadornov used to joke:

"When Americans get in trouble they say: let's save our as*es! (At least this is what we see in Hollywood action movies)
When Russians get in trouble they say: save our souls!

Being in trouble people usually save what's the most important for them (for Russians it's their souls, for Americans it's their as*es)."

 

[Selivan]

Yes...
- Americans: Save our asses!
- Russian: Save Our Souls!
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But, in fact - it's a fake ...
Americans and Russians love Life and know how to fight !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Zadornov is dead. In Russia, it is not customary to speak ill of the dead
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But, the best jokes he spoke in the 80s on "Веселые Ребята"