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I must say, it is no surprise where the best beers are made.
 
Budweiser boycott is still going strong. Look at Missouri there... Still the best microbrews in the union.
 
I'm surprised there are so many breweries in Texas. Usually, hot states don't produce good beer.

My state is probably more arid than Tx and we brew good beer, well one of the breweries does, the other one brews stuff that tastes like ant's piss.

Not to be confused with a pissant! :beer:

You can tell pissants, they're really wobbly on their legs and they take all day to get home to the nest.
 
I'm surprised there are so many breweries in Texas. Usually, hot states don't produce good beer.


Easy to explain, really.

Czechs and Bohemians.

Texas is one of those places where Czech/Bohemians settled in the late 19th and early 20th century.

Since the Czech/Bohemians are the beer-drinkingest people on earth, they also are the beer-brewingest people on earth.

The original brewers of the major Mexican breweries were ALSO Czechs (or Bohemians)

The original Brewers of Budweiser were ALSO Bohemians (In fact they named Bud after their original Bohemian Budwiezer STILL make in Bohemia.

Remember, folks, Czechs invented Pilsner beer...in Pilsen, CZ.
 
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I'm surprised there are so many breweries in Texas. Usually, hot states don't produce good beer.


Easy to explain, really.

Czechs and Bohemians.

Texas is one of those places where Czech/Bohemians settled in the late 19th and early 20th century.

Since the Czech/Bohemians are the beer-drinkingest people on earth, they also are the beer-brewingest people on earth.

The original brewers of the major Mexican breweries were ALSO Czechs (or Bohemians)

The original Brewers of Budweiser were ALSO bohemians (In fact they named Bud after their original Bohemian Budwiezer STILL make in Bohemia.

Hey, didn't the US Budweiser [well... formerly US, or whatever] sue the smaller Czech company that ACTUALLY made beer in the town of Budweizer for "copyright infringement" and bankrupted it or ate it or something of the sort? I remember hearing something about that.

Well, anyway, anyone here ever had a beer called "Kozel"? I had Czech friends in high school who brought some back this one time, and it was seriously the holy grail of beers. This stuff tasted absolutely unbelievable. Haven't found it since, though. =\
 
I'm surprised there are so many breweries in Texas. Usually, hot states don't produce good beer.


Easy to explain, really.

Czechs and Bohemians.

Texas is one of those places where Czech/Bohemians settled in the late 19th and early 20th century.

Since the Czech/Bohemians are the beer-drinkingest people on earth, they also are the beer-brewingest people on earth.

The original brewers of the major Mexican breweries were ALSO Czechs (or Bohemians)

The original Brewers of Budweiser were ALSO bohemians (In fact they named Bud after their original Bohemian Budwiezer STILL make in Bohemia.

Hey, didn't the US Budweiser [well... formerly US, or whatever] sue the smaller Czech company that ACTUALLY made beer in the town of Budweizer for "copyright infringement" and bankrupted it or ate it or something of the sort? I remember hearing something about that.

Well, anyway, anyone here ever had a beer called "Kozel"? I had Czech friends in high school who brought some back this one time, and it was seriously the holy grail of beers. This stuff tasted absolutely unbelievable. Haven't found it since, though. =\

I heard they sued and failed to win their suit since Budwieser of Bohemia was continuously brewing since before Budweiser
America existed.

I also heard that Busweiser tried to buy out the older company but was rebuffed. Don't really know if any of this is true, though.

I drank some of the original Budwieser a decade or so ago.

It was good. A tad bitter because of the hops, I think.
 
boycott belgian vampires trying to sell "American" beer.
 

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