American Airlines, You SUCK

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    the cock of Satan!!

    You have a interactive webpage that allows me to change seats, but I CANNOT USE IT.

    You have a reservations help number, and the REP CANNOT CHANGE MY SEAT.

    You have a "Contact Us" tab at your webpage, but NO WAY TO GIVE YOU SERVICE FEEDBACK!!

    YOU


    SUCK THE COCK OF SATAN, YOU CORPORATE FUCKWADS!!
     
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    Should've take Southwest. I hear that some of their seats have a sun roof.
     
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    Quiet. You're lucky you made it out alive..
     
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    Happily, the nice gate agent is gonna fix it for me after I chatted her up a bit, noticing how her blue blouse brought out the blue in her eyes....

    ...wimmin.:eusa_angel:
     
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    Everyone knows it's contrasting color that brings out the blue.

    Men.
     
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    Well, you did insist on going to Seattle
     
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    Almost All Airlines Suck these days.

    Even if the Airline itself Does Not Suck, the security experience these days is enough to make any trip a preview of Hell.
     
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    Watch out you'll all end up on the "No Fly" list.
     
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    So did Samson get the job? What was it again? Wal-Mart Greeter in Seattle? Burger flipper at McDonald's? Waste Management Engineer?
     
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    LOL ~ I just flew Southwest. No sunroof for me! I don't think I'll be flying them again. When I book my flight, I want to be able to pick my seats. None of this A B C crap.
     
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