Diuretic
Permanently confused
You might be the only person who does it but I suspect not. I can tell you where I live we have plenty of driver who do similar things, just on the other side of the road.
By the way, did you comply with Michigan state law regarding reporting involvement in an accident?
That's why I stopped. No damage or injury, no report needed. Even if a report had been necessary, she would have had some 'splainin' to do.
Did she get your details?