Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

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    Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors

    I'm sure 100% of you will not pass this test...

    How fast can you guess these words?

    1. F__ _ K

    2. PU_S_

    3. S_X

    4. P_N_S

    5. BOO_S

    6._ _NDOM

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    1. FORK

    2. PULSE

    3. SIX

    4. PANTS

    5. BOOKS

    6. RANDOM

    You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?

    Don't worry. You don't have Alzheimer's.
    You are just a pervert.
     
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    yes we both got them all wrong.....
     
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    Now i know all of you failed... so come on fess up!
     
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    I got random right......













    You should be able to have sex randomly, anytime you want.... ;)
     
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    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    I went with fork, but then I lost interest.
     
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    Diagnosing Alzheimer's earlier...
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    Early genetic markers of Alzheimer's risk identified
    4 April 2013 - Genetic markers that could help highlight who is at risk of developing Alzheimer's disease have been identified by US scientists.
     
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    Uncle Ferd says Granny's mind is slippin' like a transmission inna rusty old Ford...
    :eusa_eh:
    For Some, Mild Slips of Memory May Be Very Early Alzheimer's
    July 17, 2013 — For years, doctors have dismissed patients' worries about mild slips of memory as a normal part of aging. Now, as the focus in Alzheimer's research moves toward early diagnosis, researchers are looking for ways to tell whether some of these “senior moments” are an early sign of the disease.
     

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