Allow Me To Introduce Myself - Zippy Bubbletush At Your Service

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    Edit - just found the previous post of this back from 2004. Still might be fun.

    Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

    Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.

    The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

    ---Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

    a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget

    e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball

    i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie

    m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus

    q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie

    u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper

    y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

    ---Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

    a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger

    e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle

    i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver

    m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster

    q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil

    u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu

    y = gorilla z = stinker

    ---Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

    a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose

    e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts

    i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain

    m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits>

    q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer

    u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck

    y = brains z = juice

    Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
    John Kerry's new name is Cheeseball Girdlebuns.
     
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    Poopsie Bubblesniffer
    How do you do?
     
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    I refuse to allow the evil professor to force me to change my name.
     
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    my last name is only three letters.....i am being discriminated against....

    alert the ACLU

    sincerely,

    crusty gizzard
     
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    It's that vast evil professor conspiracy.
     
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    This doesn't work for me, my first name is only a letter...

    My last name would be AppleButt...
     
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    So use the letter for your first name.
     
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    Fluffy Applebutt?
    :dunno:
     
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    You? Fluffy? :happy2:
     
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    Cheeseball Bubbletush! :wtf: :laugh:
     

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