Allow Me To Introduce Myself - Zippy Bubbletush At Your Service

GotZoom

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Edit - just found the previous post of this back from 2004. Still might be fun.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

---Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget

e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie

m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus

q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie

u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper

y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

---Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger

e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle

i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver

m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster

q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil

u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu

y = gorilla z = stinker

---Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose

e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts

i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain

m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits>

q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer

u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck

y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
John Kerry's new name is Cheeseball Girdlebuns.
 
GotZoom said:
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

I refuse to allow the evil professor to force me to change my name.
 
my last name is only three letters.....i am being discriminated against....

alert the ACLU

sincerely,

crusty gizzard
 
manu1959 said:
my last name is only three letters.....i am being discriminated against....

alert the ACLU

sincerely,

crusty gizzard

It's that vast evil professor conspiracy.
 
GotZoom said:
Edit - just found the previous post of this back from 2004. Still might be fun.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

---Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget

e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie

m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus

q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie

u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper

y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

---Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger

e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle

i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver

m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster

q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil

u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu

y = gorilla z = stinker

---Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose

e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts

i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain

m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits>

q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer

u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck

y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
John Kerry's new name is Cheeseball Girdlebuns.


This doesn't work for me, my first name is only a letter...

My last name would be AppleButt...
 
Cheeseball Applesniffer at your service. I remember when this book first came out. The local oldies morning DJs, Randy and Spiff, revealed their new names and then read off, over the course of a couple of weeks, the new names of the studio crew, prominant senators, and the entire cabinet. I still remember how much I cracked up when Ted Kennedy got renamed "Gadget Girdlechunks."
 

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