All Time Favorite Presidential Lies.

[Procrustes Stretched]

here's mine:

November 13, 1986
Reagan Denies
President Reagan delivers a nationally televised speech to address the Iran arms-for-hostages scandal. "Our government has a firm policy not to capitulate to terrorist demands," he says. "We did not—repeat, did not—trade weapons or anything else for hostages, nor will we."

 

[skookerasbil]

 

[Mad Scientist]

You guys did this very same thing when you found out Bubba had been sticking his cigar in Monicas' snatch:

"Oh, everybody fools around on their wives, you know it's true. In fact it's a good thing that he's using his "missile" rather than launching missiles".

(Reps for the first person who correctly identifies the Hollywood Celeb who actually said that)

 

[concept]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

 

[elvis]

Jay Leno

 

[elvis]

I do not want to put the insurance companies out of business. I just want to hold them accountable.

 

[concept]

bamacare won't insure illegals.

 

[Oscar Wao]

This will ALWAYS be the BEST Presidential lie. EVER. I don't care what you say.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX-FiXTgKFo"]YouTube - Bush Speaks the Truth[/ame]

(It's technically breaking a campaign promise, though)

Imagine if THAT was the Bush we had...

 

[Big Black Dog]

I won't sign a bill unless it's been posted on the internet for everybody in America to read for at least 5 days! Obama - the liar.

 

[potter 58]

ah Bush 43, one minute "Dead Or Alive" next minute , I don't know where he is and could care less, but Sadaam tried to kill my daddy

 

[potter 58]

and Dickie said it would be good for Haliburton

 

[rdean]

One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.

 

[Oddball]

I'm not a crook!

 

[Zona]

We are going to war with Iraq because of WMD's.

 

[Oddball]

I will have the most ethical administration in history!

 

[Zona]

Cheney made no money due to Haliburton going to Iraq.

 

[elvis]

We are going to war with Iraq because of WMD's.

Hillary was never President.

 

[Oddball]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9SOVzMV2bc]YouTube - The George Bush You Forgot[/ame]

 

[Zona]

We are going to war with Iraq because of WMD's.

Hillary was never President.

We are going to war with Iraq because of the attack on 9/11.

 

[Oddball]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5DZBFbMdjI]YouTube - Read my lips: no more taxes[/ame]