All Things Carlin

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    Post your favorite line from George Carlin. Or, throw in your own favorite comedian and share a line we may or may not have heard, yet.

    George Carlin. "One day this world is going to shake us all off like a bad case of fleas." In reference to people who often proclaim we are destroying the earth, when all we are killing off are ourselves.
     
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    "So, have you noticed there aren't a lot of Chinese guys named Rusty?"
     
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    I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
     
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    I didn't know Carlin started off with Jack Burns.
    Interesting tidbit...
     
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    "That's the meaning of life - Finding a place to put your stuff."
     
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    "Sometimes you belch and taste a hot dog you had two days ago."
     

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