Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilisations, say scientists

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    Aliens may destroy humanity to protect other civilisations, say scientists | Science | The Guardian



    That's right...Space aliens!....As though we needed anymore evidence that "climate science" is populated by some of the battiest of moonbats...:lmao:
     
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    Where's the board busybody telling this one about the SEARCH feature. :confused:
     
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    If an Alien race approaches our earth, we will all be enslaved in KZs, maybe killed. Maybe they're even flesh-eaters.
    The reason is not the atmosphere or what we're doing to the planet.

    They come either to trade or to conquer. There is no other reason why they would come.
    And for trade they won't come as they know, that humans are technologically inferior and they just can take whatever they want without giving something in return.
     
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    Crap,

    Now I will need to add a lining of mirrors to my bunker to keep the lasers out.

    Any way, if dem aliens do come, the Flying Spahgetti monster will come and save us with his noodely arms.
     
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    Time to stock up on Slim Whittman music...
     
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    An Alien race swoops in for a closer look, takes a look at Obama in the WH, our unemployment, our credits rating and decides to call off their invasion.

    When pressed for an explanation the Commander of the Alien invasion fleet responds, "These people are masochists. Look at the damage the guy in the White House has already caused! We could unload every weapon in our arsenal on them and they'd only beg for more"
     
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    Man oh man! You humans are so full of yourself.

    Why would we want or need to destroy you?
    You are doing fine at that yourself and will not venture far of this planet of yours for at least another century.
    if you make it that long.
     
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    This really goes to show that these scientists will stop at nothing to push their globalist agenda...

    "If not for us - do it for the aliens."

    It's amazing how people buy this AGW bullshit...

    They're so dramatic...

    "you're all going to die - if not by drowning - by an alien invasion if you don't do as we say."
     
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    We need to give all our money to Algore else Space Aliens will kill us all! :lol:
     

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