Alien abduction

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    Happened to me once

    I was abducted by Amazon Women from Mars
    I was too much for them
     
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    Alien abduction happened to me in Tijuana...

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    Still looking for that kidney.
     
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    I spent a weekend with the blonde
     
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    You're older than you look ... 'Queen of Outer Space' came out in 1958.
     
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    Can't say about the veracity of the story but I will tell you this: when I was a kid, I saw three things through my first telescope moving very high overhead in a way that no aircraft could fly. I followed them for a time, seeing them make instantaneous speed and direction changes that no aircraft even today can remotely do. I know that in order for objects to do such things, they have to be essentially "massless," or have found a way of eliminating inertial mass.

    Then in 2009, my best friend of 35 years, just weeks before he died (he knew he was dying but did not let on) one night came forward with the story for no apparent reason that he had once been abducted by a UFO. This was a former IT for the FBI that was anything but prone to wild stories and had nothing to gain by making this up. I meant to follow up on this at a later date after I had time to cogitate the matter, but I never got the chance. A couple weeks later he passed away. To this day I wonder why a dying man of considerable accomplishments would say such a wild thing if it were untrue?
     
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    They kept me in suspended animation for decades

    I have little recollection of the 60s
     

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