Al Sharpton Is Done.Proposal."The Jesse Jackson Show",With Captions So We Can Understand Him.

[Rexx Taylor]

And at least Jesse Jackson will get better ratings than "The Previous Failure". With Jesse Jackson hosting his own cable news show, you know he will get a least a million viewers because no one can understand half of what he is saying, but at least we will all get to read the subtitles/captions at the bottom of the screen, just like when we watch a Godzilla movie all in Japanese.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i would love to see Contessa Brewer on as a guest,,,that would be interesting.

 

[bucs90]

Sharpton just released a statement on Twitter:
"WE must...and just must we do...what that is must be done...to get just the uh uh uh...must which we may...and do we much...may we such as is much...uh uh...sue MSNBC for racism...which just such must...we will....this we know much that."

 

[Katzndogz]

Tom Conway (son of comedian Tim Conway) has a radio show in LA. Once a week he has a contest "What did Jesse Jackson say?". He plays a clip and people call in to try to guess what he said.

It's quite amusing.

 

[namvet]

not sure about Jackson. does he still wanna cut Obama's nuts off ??

 

[Rexx Taylor]

my al sharpton tweet: Diz is what happened, NSPMSBBC had to much fire me last week coz of my shitty ratings. you see, wen I started dis show way back in 1993, at the time i was gettin ova 800 million viewers, but ova da last few months, my ratings sank to 8.42 white people. so NSQMBC had to make this much decision to cancell the show and give it to eetha that Dumbass Craka Howard Dean, or my deer friend Jesse Jackson.

 

[bucs90]

Jackson just released a statement:

"Uuuhhhh....yeeyah...Thhhhhrrrruuummumph is annnodrrrrruh ruvvvv duuuuhhh whwhwhwhwiit pupplless that uuuuhhhhh....you see.....itssssuh verruh complexicasheeowned seeeechuashion witha thissin heeeruh Trrrrrumph okay?"

(+1 like for anyone who can translate!!)

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I can just picture some guy doing sign language next to Jesse Jackson, kinda like what they did in the early SNL news casts.

 

[namvet]

my al sharpton tweet: Diz is what happened, NSPMSBBC had to much fire me last week coz of my shitty ratings. you see, wen I started dis show way back in 1993, at the time i was gettin ova 800 million viewers, but ova da last few months, my ratings sank to 8.42 white people. so NSQMBC had to make this much decision to cancell the show and give it to eetha that Dumbass Craka Howard Dean, or my deer friend Jesse Jackson.

 

[namvet]

Jackson just released a statement:

"Uuuhhhh....yeeyah...Thhhhhrrrruuummumph is annnodrrrrruh ruvvvv duuuuhhh whwhwhwhwiit pupplless that uuuuhhhhh....you see.....itssssuh verruh complexicasheeowned seeeechuashion witha thissin heeeruh Trrrrrumph okay?"

(+1 like for anyone who can translate!!)

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i have always wondered what kind of small rodent was caught in Sharptons asophogus.

 

[namvet]

i have always wondered what kind of small rodent was caught in Sharptons asophogus.

probably to many damned chicken bones

 

[Rexx Taylor]

i have always wondered what kind of small rodent was caught in Sharptons asophogus.

probably to many damned chicken bones

either that or he swallowed a sex toy

 

[Rexx Taylor]

Tom Conway (son of comedian Tim Conway) has a radio show in LA. Once a week he has a contest "What did Jesse Jackson say?". He plays a clip and people call in to try to guess what he said.

It's quite amusing.

till this day, i still can not understand 1/3rd of what Jesse Jackson says as i watch him on TV.