AL car dealer throws in flag, Bible, and shotgun with every car

[Vandalshandle]

Alabama car dealership offers free shotgun, bible, and American flag to customers

I'm surprised he didn't also add a 6 pack of beer, and a Confederate flag!

I just want the shotgun.

Jesus wants you to have that shotgun! I don't know the brand, but Jesus prefers Remington. As for the American flag, our founders intended it to be used to sell cars!

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Alabama car dealership offers free shotgun, bible, and American flag to customers

I'm surprised he didn't also add a 6 pack of beer, and a Confederate flag!

I just want the shotgun.

Jesus wants you to have that shotgun! I don't know the brand, but Jesus prefers Remington. As for the American flag, our founders intended it to be used to sell cars!

Gawd you're ignorant

 

[aaronleland]

Ever hear of the Mancow Show its home is Kansas City..His brother sells cars at his dealership in Nevada and if you buy a Viper ACR you can get a free Barrett.50 cal sniper rifle, then you can shoot yer bible and flag from a far distance to zero in the scope.

Mancow blows.

 

[Polishprince]

What? No KKK hood and robe?

The Triple K is pretty tiny nowadays, not much to it.

A lot of the people who wear the robe, like Gov. Ralph Northam of Virginia, aren't actual dues paying members.

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

Alabama car dealership offers free shotgun, bible, and American flag to customers

I'm surprised he didn't also add a 6 pack of beer, and a Confederate flag!

I just want the shotgun.

Jesus wants you to have that shotgun! I don't know the brand, but Jesus prefers Remington. As for the American flag, our founders intended it to be used to sell cars!

Gawd Bless Remington.

 

[EvilEyeFleegle]

Alabama car dealership offers free shotgun, bible, and American flag to customers

I'm surprised he didn't also add a 6 pack of beer, and a Confederate flag!

The car business is very competitive nowadays with multi billion dollar outfits like Carvana emerging. Local guys got to offer something more, and this Ford dealer has determined that in his market, patriotic Christians are a major part of it.

In fairness..one need be neither a Christian nor patriotic..to own a gun. Or to want to get one with his/her wheels.

 

[aaronleland]

I'd feel more comfortable if I bought a car, and they gave me a free bottle of booze.

"Enjoy your drive... and your horrific run-in with a tractor trailer."

 

[Polishprince]

Alabama car dealership offers free shotgun, bible, and American flag to customers

I'm surprised he didn't also add a 6 pack of beer, and a Confederate flag!

A lefty car salesmanwomanother would offer a stuffed comfort bunny, a copy of mein kampf and a vagina suit.

You have to know your make and the demographics of the people looking to buy. Some makes, like Subaru, are very popular with homosexual car buyers

 

[xyz]

A few places do this.....

https://jalopnik.com/if-you-buy-a-truck-from-this-idaho-dealership-you-also-5963373

First one there is suspect.

That's not a 'murican car.

 

[basquebromance]

Alabama car dealership offers a free Bible, shotgun and American flag to every customer for July 4 | Daily Mail Online

Damn i might just drive to Alabama when i buy my next vehicle!

 

[WheelieAddict]

If i piss on the bible do I still get the free shotgun?

 

[Mr Natural]

What, no free floor mats?

 

[basquebromance]

What, no free floor mats?

maybe next year!

 

[WheelieAddict]

Do i still get the free shotgun if I piss on their version of the bible?

 

[skookerasbil]

Imagine the stink around that place when liberals drive by and shit their shorts!

People like Progressive Patriot and Real Dave would drive straight the fuck into a telephone pole!

 

[bodecea]

American flag as a promotional item? Some people don't read the Flag Code, do they?

 

[2aguy]

Alabama car dealership offers a free Bible, shotgun and American flag to every customer for July 4 | Daily Mail Online

Damn i might just drive to Alabama when i buy my next vehicle!

Throw in Hotdogs and Apple Pie....I might make the trip too....

 

[Terri4Trump]

Alabama car dealership offers a free Bible, shotgun and American flag to every customer for July 4 | Daily Mail Online

Damn i might just drive to Alabama when i buy my next vehicle!

I wants mines

 

[Mike Dwight]

Sorry Guys. I deleted my posts off of a dumb product placement thread. Firehouse Subs. Founded by Firemen. Ask for a Fireman's hat, BYOB, Bring Your Own Bible. Have it Your Way, Made Fresh, We Have the Meats

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

If i piss on the bible do I still get the free shotgun?

No...but you just might get what comes out the business end of one.