Airport screening

[Bootneck]

Subject: Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security


- TSA SCREENING:



Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoids 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

 

[syrenn]

lol

 

[Ropey]

Subject: Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security


- TSA SCREENING:



Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoids 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

LOL - Good one...