Ain't that the truth!

[Lonestar_logic]

Got this in an email and I think it sums up the democrats pretty well.

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends know how to vote in November!
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

Any thoughts?

 

[kwc57]

Any thoughts?

Yeah, too many generalizations.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

Any thoughts?

Yeah, too many generalizations.

But not untrue.

 

[Jarhead]

Error:

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

Correction:

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who to blame


Just sayin'

 

[RDD_1210]

Obviously written by an unbiased genius.

 

[kwc57]

Any thoughts?

Yeah, too many generalizations.

But not untrue.

Not in my experience. As a conservative, I've known plenty of Democrats who don't even come close to resembling your email chain post.

 

[Wry Catcher]

Got this in an email and I think it sums up the democrats pretty well.

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends know how to vote in November!
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

Any thoughts?

Sure, but I suspect you never have.

 

[Jarhead]

Obviously written by an unbiased genius.

No. It was written by a biased conservative I am sure.

That makes it no less funny and no less interesting.

As a conservative, I see it exactly the same way.

For example....

I too lost money in the market....I blame myself for hoping my money would make easy money for me....I blame no one else.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

Yeah, too many generalizations.

But not untrue.

Not in my experience. As a conservative, I've known plenty of Democrats who don't even come close to resembling your email chain post.

Sure.

 

[RDD_1210]

Let me try one...

If a democrat wants to have an abortion, she thinks that should be her decision to make
If a democrat wants to have an abortion, a republican thinks its their decision to make

 

[RDD_1210]

Obviously written by an unbiased genius.

No. It was written by a biased conservative I am sure.

That makes it no less funny and no less interesting.

As a conservative, I see it exactly the same way.

For example....

I too lost money in the market....I blame myself for hoping my money would make easy money for me....I blame no one else.

Entertaining, sure. Accurate, far from it.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

Let me try one...

If a democrat wants to have an abortion, she thinks that should be her decision to make
If a democrat wants to have an abortion, a republican thinks its their decision to make

Either way a democrat still kills a potential human being.

 

[Jarhead]

Let me try one...

If a democrat wants to have an abortion, she thinks that should be her decision to make
If a democrat wants to have an abortion, a republican thinks its their decision to make

Why did you pick one that has a question of "what is and is not murder" as part of the debate?

Why not go with...

If a democrat wants to marry same sex, it should be their decision
If a democrat wants to marry same sex, a republican doesnt want the word marriage abused.

And then I can come back with...

I agree. That is one area I have an iussue with my conservaitve friends.

And no, I am not gay.

 

[RDD_1210]

Let me try one...

If a democrat wants to have an abortion, she thinks that should be her decision to make
If a democrat wants to have an abortion, a republican thinks its their decision to make

Either way a democrat still kills a potential human being.

So do you everytime you masturbate.

 

[Jarhead]

Obviously written by an unbiased genius.

No. It was written by a biased conservative I am sure.

That makes it no less funny and no less interesting.

As a conservative, I see it exactly the same way.

For example....

I too lost money in the market....I blame myself for hoping my money would make easy money for me....I blame no one else.

Entertaining, sure. Accurate, far from it.

Your opinion and I respect it.
Me? I agree with much of it.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

Obviously written by an unbiased genius.

No. It was written by a biased conservative I am sure.

That makes it no less funny and no less interesting.

As a conservative, I see it exactly the same way.

For example....

I too lost money in the market....I blame myself for hoping my money would make easy money for me....I blame no one else.

Entertaining, sure. Accurate, far from it.

Bullshit, it's accurate in more ways than not. You just have your head so far up your ass you can't see it. Here's an idea, go kill more potential humans you pathetic fuck!

 

[RDD_1210]

Let me try one...

If a democrat wants to have an abortion, she thinks that should be her decision to make
If a democrat wants to have an abortion, a republican thinks its their decision to make

Why did you pick one that has a question of "what is and is not murder" as part of the debate?

Why not go with...

If a democrat wants to marry same sex, it should be their decision
If a democrat wants to marry same sex, a republican doesnt want the word marriage abused.

And then I can come back with...

I agree. That is one area I have an iussue with my conservaitve friends.

And no, I am not gay.

Yeah, thats a good one too. Generalizing is very easy but unfortunately too often, not very accurate.

 

[Jarhead]

Let me try one...

If a democrat wants to have an abortion, she thinks that should be her decision to make
If a democrat wants to have an abortion, a republican thinks its their decision to make

Either way a democrat still kills a potential human being.

So do you everytime you masturbate.

Based on that logic, so does every woman who menstruates.

You may want to retract it.

 

[RDD_1210]

No. It was written by a biased conservative I am sure.

That makes it no less funny and no less interesting.

As a conservative, I see it exactly the same way.

For example....

I too lost money in the market....I blame myself for hoping my money would make easy money for me....I blame no one else.

Entertaining, sure. Accurate, far from it.

Bullshit, it's accurate in more ways than not. You just have your head so far up your ass you can't see it. Here's an idea, go kill more potential humans you pathetic fuck!

LOL, angry much? So a majority of Democrat vegetarians want to ban everyone from eating meat? When did I miss that study?

 

[Lonestar_logic]

Let me try one...

If a democrat wants to have an abortion, she thinks that should be her decision to make
If a democrat wants to have an abortion, a republican thinks its their decision to make

Either way a democrat still kills a potential human being.

So do you everytime you masturbate.

No in order for life to be created, there needs to be TWO elements present. Sperm alone cannot creat a life, you dimwitted tool!