Ain't that the truth!

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  1. Lonestar_logic
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    Lonestar_logic Republic of Texas

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    Got this in an email and I think it sums up the democrats pretty well.

    If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
    If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
    If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
    If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
    If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
    If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
    A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
    If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
    If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
    A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
    If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
    A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
    If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends know how to vote in November!
    A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

    Any thoughts?
     
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    kwc57 BOHICA Obama

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    Yeah, too many generalizations.
     
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    Lonestar_logic Republic of Texas

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    But not untrue.
     
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    Error:

    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
    A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

    Correction:

    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
    A Democrat wonders who to blame


    Just sayin'
     
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    RDD_1210 Forms his own opinions

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    Obviously written by an unbiased genius.
     
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    kwc57 BOHICA Obama

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    Not in my experience. As a conservative, I've known plenty of Democrats who don't even come close to resembling your email chain post.
     
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    Sure, but I suspect you never have.
     
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    No. It was written by a biased conservative I am sure.

    That makes it no less funny and no less interesting.

    As a conservative, I see it exactly the same way.

    For example....

    I too lost money in the market....I blame myself for hoping my money would make easy money for me....I blame no one else.
     
  9. Lonestar_logic
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    Lonestar_logic Republic of Texas

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    Sure.
     
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    Let me try one...

    If a democrat wants to have an abortion, she thinks that should be her decision to make
    If a democrat wants to have an abortion, a republican thinks its their decision to make
     

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